28 comments on “Do You Know What She Means?

  1. I never got past laughing at the earth-based religion. Bwahahahaha. I would love to hear more about that. Hand her the Prozac please. Have a great day Bud. 🙂

  2. The woman chants Zen mantras, has large ear rings and can ‘fel aurars’.

    And will fall for anything.

    Go for it, I say.

  3. “I would like to find an attractive man who is emotionally available, drama-free, physically healthy, clean, sober, independent, and who likes to have a good time and be sincere about what he really wants.

    Ahh if only Tony Micelli didn’t marry Angela on “Who’s the Boss”.

  4. Pac-Man eats little pellets…reminds me of a rabbit or something.

    Any woman that does not like fishing, hunting, any sports, shooting pool or throwing darts, drinking, movies, TV, camping, or Nascar…should just give up!

  5. weiseass –

    holy hell this one wuz a riot! 🙂
    But actually if you think about it, Pacman mostly eats balls… umm that may not be such a good thing, or maybe it is…

    Woohoo to the Phillies, i hate baseball but I do have an obvious affinity to any sport in Philly. In case you were wondering about this bit of info.

  6. I hope Sandee didn’t take all the Prozac when she left. Do you have more?
    Maybe I’ll just have a Godiva.
    Or two.

  7. “I don’t like fishing, hunting, any sports, shooting pool or throwing darts, drinking, movies, TV, camping, or Nascar. I hope I’ve piqued your interest.”

    I’m surprised sex wasn’t in the list too.

    Good stuff Bud! LOL

  8. Women don’t write these kinds of ads to other women.

    But, and this is a big one, there are only 12 in any given city and they’ve all already dated each other and know what big fat liars the others are when they read the ad.

  9. Lori-
    That’s a riot. I spoke to my friend Harvey last night and said EVERY woman writes that you gotta make her laugh. I don’t know if they are looking for love or stand-up…

  10. hey – pigpen is mmy idol!

    Bud – why do I think you should send this chick over to f-tard…

  11. I would like some qualities, too, but I think I would be more particular in saying what those qualities, too!

  12. So if wind in your sails mean she has gas…and Harvey has a match…well…ya know…a match gets rid of the smell of gas or lights your a** on fire…

    Did I spoil the post?

  13. Never ceases to amaze me what some people think is charming or witty. I mean, they can’t be serious, right??????

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