Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
GOLF! I love most everything about it, and yes including even the bad shots. “GOLF DOESN’T BUILD CHARACTER, IT REVEALS IT!” I am LOOKING for a Golf BUDDY! Could you be the one? I love to travel, play different courses, play for fun and play in some Capt.Choice tourneys. Well, then. First a riddle: What has 20 holes, 1 ball, 2 breasts and is complete whacko? Oh. You’ve already heard this one. I’m not surprised.
I am looking for someone that has some qualities. Wow. There narrows down the field. Next!
I don’t like fishing, hunting, any sports, shooting pool or throwing darts, drinking, movies, TV, camping, or Nascar. I hope I’ve piqued your interest. Why am I shocked she is alone? Calling all morons! We got a live one here!
I’ve been told that I’m easy on the eyes and great to talk to. I can’t speak on the second point, but they have lied to you about the first.
I’m crazy about Nascar, Harleys, football, drag racing, blues, country, oldies and Motown. If only you were a lesbian. Would I have a match for you!
I will keep you laughing and VERY content, if you know what I mean. Yes I do. You are a slut who does stand-up.
I would like to find an attractive man who is emotionally available, drama-free, physically healthy, clean, sober, independent, and who likes to have a good time and be sincere about what he really wants. BWAHAHAHA. And I want to win Powerball.
This feature was inspired by Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profile of the Day. Used with permission.