12. Who do you admire most? John Lennon.

Imagine there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today…
Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace…
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world…
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will live as one
13. Who did you last chat with in a chat room? Your naked mother. What a fucking mouth on her!
14. What kind of person do you think the one we stole this meme from is
? I don’t know. But I think the chick in the pic with him is hot.
15. What color did you use to dye your hair? Purple. I was going through a “people eater” stage. I was 12.
16. Why are you doing this meme? For the groupies. Don’t you ever pay attention? If it weren’t for groupies, I could only have sex with the French twins, my hot housekeeper and my neighbor’s wife. What a dull life that would be.
17. What do you do when you’re moody? Tell meme writers to fuck off. Fuck off.
18. At which age do you wish to or did you, get married? Which time? The first time I think I was 13. When I saw her wedding dress I should have gotten a clue of the trouble that I was in.
19. If today is the last day of your life, what will you do? I’ll pay some hookers to come over with drugs. I would go out with a bang, so-to-speak.
20. Who is the person you trust the most? I trust no one. I am seldom disappointed.
21. Last time you smiled? 1999.
22. What are you listening to right now? John Fogarty’s latest album. It is called
Revival. It is a complete nod to his old band CCR. He finally got the rights to all those Creedence songs back. The record company ripped him off in the seventies. It took this long for him to prevail.
23. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?
Sarah Palin. She didn’t believe me when I told her the Vice President does not run the Senate. Then she responded, “Let’s have sex then.” Hey, it was my dream. I can dream about anything I want.
24. Are you talking to someone while doing this? Nope. I am now listening to James Blunt. I know that isn’t part of this question, but this meme is SO fucking stupid I am trying just to stay awake. This meme writer could not ask a stupider question.
25. Do you walk with your eyes open or closed? WTF? I was SO fucking wrong. This is not only the

stupidest question of this meme, but also perhaps the stupidest of all time. Somebody call fucking Ripley’s.
26. Is there a quote you live by? Lots. Today I’ll use, “Virtue is its own punishment.”
27. Do you want someone you cannot have? The reader in question 2. Jesus, Mary and Joseph, can you pay attention? I am memeing here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28. Who always makes you laugh? My best friend and fellow WTIT DJ Harvey Wallbanger. If you don’t believe me, read his comments on Friday’s
Dating Profiles of the Week.
29. What was the worst idea you’ve had this week? Asking a woman I met whether she spit out or swallowed. Hey, I know I was a fucking idiot. But you do ten shots of Cuervo and then meet someone. She said, “Are you fucking kidding me?” I was at least coherent enough to slur “Yes, it was a joke.” So she laughed. Boy was I lucky. Oh, and we have a date on Friday.
30. Do you speak another language other than English? No. But I would testify in court that you must. “Do I walk with my eyes closed?” Whatever language you translated that from must be a beauty.
We will return to write another comedy gem.
Some time or another.
We will even try to be funny.
Funny comedy: What a concept!
After today we hope you will still return to
The WTIT Blog. Happy Sunday!
We will return.
Join us. Same time. Same blog.
I now have the song “Cherish” stuck in my head and I actually detest that song. Really. I do.
You definitely brought your poker face for this one!
Forgot. I’m up and cranky ….tread lightly upon my Kingdom O Readers Of The Sunday Meme.
Anyhow! Nobody Told Me It Was the End Of The World!
Mimi-
Thanks for the warning…
Oh and I suck at reading lightly…
I know. But humor me, k?
As soon as I saw the walking with your eyes open or closed question – YOU are the first person I thought of. I said to myself – Bud is going to have a field day with that one. LOL! That truly IS the stupidest question I have ever heard.
Awesome answer to who you admire most. He was and still is a legend.
LOL @ what you said about the meme writer’s friend. Hopefully she can see past his open or closed eyes question.
Happy Sunday!
Mimi-
OK. The woods was a good idea.
Jodi-
I can’t stop myself. He and that lady will walk off a cliff if they are not careful…
OK. You are right. You know why I’m cranky but still….I need humoring. K?
(just pretend. It’s a game… You’ll love it!!) and I’ll never mention the woods again. EVER.
Mimi-
I won’t either.
Great answers to real odd questions. Happy Sunday!
Kimber-
Thanks. “Odd” is right!
1999 must’ve been a good year.
Nice answers
Clarence-
Not a bad year. Thanks!
You had so many great answers it is hard to choose but I think #23…that one caught me off guard the most!
Deana-
Thanks. It was one hell of a dream…
your answers cracked me off! hahaha! thanks for the making me laugh real hard today. 😉
mine’s up HERE.
Chikai-
You are welcome! Happy Sunday…
You really need to curb the laughing spillage.
I had a dream about Sarah Palin this week too!! (Seriously.)
We were in Alaska (duh) and there was an infinite amount of water and we totally could not see Russia.
I’ve actually had this dream before, so I think I predicted Sarah Palin.
Fish-
Got it. I’ll do my best…
Oh, that #23 cracked me up. That and Jill Hennessey’s twin…
Allison-
I honestly never knew about Jill’s twin!
come on bud – i knew it. i knew you had a crush…..
Debbie-
Maybe yes. Maybe no… 😉
Thanks Bud! You made one of your groupies laugh today 😀
Hi Dawn-
Just doing my job…
Awww, how cute you are with your blogger crush! Lucky girl.
Loved #29. Still giggling over that one.
“Do I look like Judy fucking Garland?”
You are a RIOT!
Have a wonderful week!
Poptart-
Not a shining moment. But thanks…
Sue-
And I don’t wear ruby shoes! Thanks…
Bud, you and Mimi are awesomely wicked with memes. You crack me up!
And why is it important to know whether a woman spits or swallows? Isn’t it enough to know she “eats”? 😉
19 I agree with you on…
And 20. Odd those two should have been side by side.
I actually did used to dye my haie a copper burgundy colour which made it look kind of purple in some lights…
Lizza-
Thanks. And you are right there! 😉
CBI-
I never tried the purple hair thing. It is never too late…
Purple People Eater… LMAO Love it..
Kitti-
Thanks. I appreciate it!
“Judy Fucking Garland” PRICELESS!! Have a great week 🙂
You are suppose to call people Fucktards when you are in a mood! That is the new rule.
What is it about you and Sarah Palin? She’s old enough to be the mother of most of the girls you seem to lust for. Is it her political power? Or the fact that she can truss a moose?
Nurse E-
Thanks! You, too…
Shannon-
I am a shitty rule follower, but I will try! 😉
Gal-
I hate Sarah Palin. But I find the whole routine with her very funny. As far as my “lusting”, that is a bit of schtick. If I were as bad as I potry, I wouldn’t have 99% female readers. That is the truth and nothing but…