Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a Eva of A Striped Armchair. She claims that Emily tagged her for the meme, and since Emily said Eva “ is So young and yet so wise” Eva was flattered into doing the sucker. We never wanted to trace back these thefts. Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. We have this attitude because we believe we are just smarter by calling our theft “A Feature”. All meme questions are in bold.
Cheers to all us thieves!
The Aging Meme: All you have to do is either finish the sentence or fill in the blanks…
At a certain age women should: be legally forced to stop buying shoes. Ladies by say 30, you have five billion already, but then you come home with another pair and say, “I couldn’t resist”.
At a certain age men should: stop objectifying women. I think that age should be 115.
When I was a kid I thought I would: I’d be a maverick and change the world.
Now that I am older I wish: that the self-proclaimed “Original Maverick” John McCain would just go home and retire. I am not sure whether his obvious oncoming senility or his running mate’s stupidity is scarier. God, somebody check to see if he’s sleeping or dead.
You know you are too old to party when: you’re fucking dead. Till then “All Hail Smirnoff, the Russian God of Premium Vodka”. Warren Zevon wrote a song once, “I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead.” Pleasant dreams, Warren.