Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.
1. When was the last time you lost your temper with someone? It was last night at a bar. This may surprise you, but sometimes you run into drunks at bars. So it was twelve hours, five minutes and 23 seconds ago.2. What was it about? He thought it was disrespectful to ask his girlfriend her favorite sex positions.
3. Were you totally right or totally wrong? I was making small talk. And the DJ was playing that 
Bloodhound Gang’s “Bad Touch” tune. You know it’s the song that says, “You and me baby are nothing but mammals. Let’s do it like the do it on the Discovery Channel.” My conversation was totally right in a contextual sense. Although perhaps when I asked about her oral sex techniques I might have crossed the line. So within this narrow context I was probably totally out-of-line.
Bloodhound Gang’s “Bad Touch” tune. You know it’s the song that says, “You and me baby are nothing but mammals. Let’s do it like the do it on the Discovery Channel.” My conversation was totally right in a contextual sense. Although perhaps when I asked about her oral sex techniques I might have crossed the line. So within this narrow context I was probably totally out-of-line.
4. If wrong, how long until you realized it? If right, how long until the other person realized it? When someone starts swinging punches at you, it crosses your mind that perhaps you were a bit wrong. Or at the very least, had not totally thought through the situation. His girlfriend standing up for me by trying to calm him down was a nice touch, though.5. Did you go a lengthy of time witho
ut speaking? So far it has been twelve hours, five minutes and 23 seconds. Do not bet the ranch that we will make up and bond.
ut speaking? So far it has been twelve hours, five minutes and 23 seconds. Do not bet the ranch that we will make up and bond.
6. Who made the first move? Out the door? I did. It is a fucking good thing that I know all the words to Skynyrd’s “Gimme Three Steps”.7. Do you feel the situation is resolved now? Only in the “I probably shouldn’t EVER return to that bar” sense, yes.
8. Do you ever give in, knowing you weren’t wrong, 
to keep the peace? I sure wish that I did last night. But in all fairness, how could I possible have foreseen that this dude would feel that discussing blowjobs with his girlfriend was in bad taste?
to keep the peace? I sure wish that I did last night. But in all fairness, how could I possible have foreseen that this dude would feel that discussing blowjobs with his girlfriend was in bad taste?9. Was there permanent damage even though you’ve made up? Stay with me here, Sam. Making up to this guy would not be the best option. Call me nuts, but I think the damage was permanent.
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Same time. Same Blog. Goodnight, Sam.
Loved your answers! Have a great Saturday 🙂
Bud – it’s best to find a new watering hole…..
It’s commendable how you defended that woman’s right to discuss sex with whomever she wants. Why save it all for her boyfriend? I mean, seriously…
😉
Nurse Exec-
Thanks! You too…
Debbie-
Very good advice. Also I have a new brain on order…
Allison-
You are SO right. Other than me asking for a demonstration… 😉
this is one good answers!
Kathycot-
Thanks for stopping by!
I think he has some nerve for getting upset with you.
I can’t see the video. Going to Starr’s..
Mimi-
For sure. On both counts…
He was probably afraid she was gonna ask if you meant with him or without him 😉
And come on! The Discovery Channel song is playing and he got all uptight?!
*whispers* small penis…..
I think the boyfriend was just mad because he didn’t know her favorite sexual positions. Hell I bet he hasn’t gotten any oral favors from her!
I borrowed the video and posted it 🙂
ei bud,
tnx for your comment. Yours are really irrational but interesting. I commend you for it.
Have a great weekend
Starr-
That MUST be it!
Shannon-
It is great that you posted it! I am not sure how long a guy would stick around without oral favors, but I can speak for me. 60 seconds?
Darly-
That’s the second time someone told me I was irrational this weekend. Oh well…
I think it is his fault for leaving his girlfriend too long to give her enough time to strike up a conversation with someone else.
I’m all about fairness. LOL
Happy Saturday Bud!
Jodi-
He was playing WAY too much pool. Happy Saturday to you as well!
Amazing Saturday 9. I had fun reading it!
Kristine Kate-
Thanks for saying so. I appreciate it…
Reading this, I assume the damage will be permanent. But it doesn’t matter, does it?
Thanks for visiting my blog.
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Have a great weekend.
Great answers Bud! I needed that laugh. 🙂
Laane-
Nothing here lasts forever. Yes, I know that. Enjoy your weekend as well…
Kimber-
Any time…
I’m thinking perhaps it’s more than 23 seconds ago by the time you wrote the lines to the previous posts, but that just may be me. All in all it as a cute post.
Rough-
That actually has occurred to me. But to change it might have been, say “too cute”.
Ok, you’re forgiven, just this once. btw, thanks for calling me “rough” woohoo!