I’m not here for an ever-lasting union. So, how’s a one night stand sound?
Help! I Need Somebody! Wait! Don’t tell me cuz I’m good at “Name that Tune”. Oh shit. OK, who sang that song?
I like to ski in the winter and swim in the summer. That’s good. Swimming in the winter and skiing in the summer bites the big one.

I need to be swept off my feet. For a girl your size we’ll need a zamboni.
I like long drives to know where. No, I don’t KNOW where.
Looking for friendship. Are you? No. I’d settle for hot steamy sex. But that’s just me.
It has taken a year for me to find myself. Lady, I did enough Smirnoff one time and did not find myself for almost a day. But a year?

I think I am finally emotionally ready to date. Oh boy! Who wants to be first to jump into this pool?
I wouldn’t know how to lie if I tried. Anyone who says they don’t lie, does. Particularly to themselves.
I would like to describe myself as tall and beautiful. But the reality is that you are short, fat and u-g-l-y!
Being in a relationship is all about compromise, so my commitment to you if you became my man would be this…
.#1 I would want you to do things you like to do, #2 I would want to spend quality time with you, with each step of the way letting you know how much you mean to me,#3 I would want my individual time as well, #4 if you have children, they would be of the utmost importance re: your time and devotion as well as my son, #5 lets meet each other halfway in everyday life situations, #6 lets just embrace love with all the vulernability it brings and go for it!!! #7 RESPECT each other. How can I say this? Oh yes. Fuck off.
I love to play in the dirt and I’m not afraid of spiders. Good. Those were my first two “most important things” I am looking for in my next relationship.
I’ve got nothing to loose. God, why do these people depend on spell check and not proof-read their fucking sentences?
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Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profile of the Day. Used with permission.
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It might be just what the doctor ordered!
Check that, no doctor would order a meme.
Smirnoff on the rocks, perhaps. But not a meme.
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