1. What are you doing special this weekend for Labor Day? Yes. But please keep it a secret. The French twins are having a high school reunion from their all-girls prep school. Bridget and Monique are hosting the “after party” in their unit next door. Just call me neighborly. Since I am invited, I am obligated to show up tonight. I am honored to have been asked and to serve.
2. What was your best vacation this past summer? Oh, those two weeks on the southern coast of Rakitastan were very special. Yes, we were a bit close to the never-ending Iraq war, but the King of Rakitastan is such a great host. In particular, he loves Tape Radio DJs. OK; I did lose this entire question. It won’t happen again. Today. I hope.
3. Did you do anything special for the 4th of July? Yes, I took emergency first

aid courses in the morning. Then, I graduated in top three of my student surgery classes. But doing my first operation with a day of training did have some drawbacks. But I guess it’s not like that moron should have a fourth child anyway. And I did save a bag of ice from melting once. And it was during Happy Hour!
4. What did you do special for Memorial Day? I had a special meeting with my hot housekeeper. I’m not one to complain, but her husband is tightly wound. His suspicions of a sexual relationship between his wife and I is just simple paranoia. We are very careful not to get caught at it. We’ve covered our tracks TOTALLY! Where does he get off? Some people, you know?
5. How was the weather? Tell us where you live and how
the weather was as compared to summers’ past. You got to be fucking kidding me. A weather report? That’s the best you can do? This is only question five. Are you going to go for the “boxer or briefs” debate next?
6. Did you discover a new favorite summer drink? Yes. Smirnoff. It makes incredible Wild Blueberry Stirrings martinis. 5 out of 5 people preferred Stirrings Mixers over having to actually learning a fucking drink recipe.
7. Did you enjoy this summer’s Olympics? I watched the final men’s basketball game. It was a tight game. I watched not one minute more. But I did hear that Michael Phelps is hosting Saturday Night Live. He is one cool dude. And maybe the “not knowing when to quit while you’re ahead thing”, he will grasp in his later career. You know in his future ad campaigns he’ll be doomed to explain who he is before he pitches a product for ED.
8. I am from New England (Rhode Island). Lobster rules supreme in the summer. Is lobster part of your summer ritual? I am from Connecticut. Lobste

rs are not ritual. Neither would they be Queens or King. But since you asked, our lobster night on vacation was a lot of good eating. And I would agree that lobster is required during the summer. But Sam, keep in mind, that in Connecticut a Tape Radio Station
can also rule supreme. WTIT has only been the top Tape Radio source since 1967.
9. What was the best single day of your summer? The night my neighbor’s wife was out of town. I thought, “I hope this dude takes advantage because his wife is not a one man woman.” So

sure enough my neighbor Derek paid for some for some local talent. You would hope that said talent might know the difference between unit #303 and #305. Boy was he pissed when he figured out they were over here. “My wife is one thing, Bud. But my ‘tutes? Man you are the lowest.” I felt bad for at least a minute. Since I was on a bit of a roll, I decided I should play megabucks and Powerball tomorrow. It is sort of a what I like to call “financial planning at its best…”
We hope that when we return
that you will join us.
Tomorrow, we will do our Stealing feature.
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Same time. Same Blog. Goodnight, Sam.
Welcome back from vacation. Glad to hear you had a lobster fest. 🙂
Kwiz-
Thanks!
smirnoff in the summertime. what could be better. umm how about smirnoff in the winter?
Debbie-
I don’t have a lot of variety. Although last night I drank Kettle One for a change of pace…
It’s good to see you are still you! 🙂
Annie-
No, because I really can’t help myself. Thanks for saying hi!
Funniest & probably most truthful prediction:
You know in his future ad campaigns he’ll be doomed to explain who he is before he pitches a product for ED
See you were in the good part of my state where they serve good lobster. North Jersey we have to resort to Red Lobster. At least the biscuits are good there. Just saying.
Jodi-
I loved everything about Wildwood Crest by the eight hour drive. I hate losing two days of vacation as travel days. But it was the best vacations I’ve had in years…
Great answers per-usual!
Welcome back! I gotta get me some of that Smirnoffs.
Gigi-
Thanks. I enjoyed yours as well!
Starr-
Thanks!
Those french twins certainly do keep you busy Bud 😀
Have a great weekend!
Dawn-
An imagination shouldn’t be wasted… 😉