Call for Mike Hunt!

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We had gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. Today we join in with Judd and the official Sunday Stealing meme. Today we ripped this meme off from a blog called PT-LawMom. She claimed that she stole it from A Woman in Law School.We never have wanted to trace back these thefts. Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. We have this attitude because we believe we are just smarter by calling our theft “A Feature”. All meme questions are in bold.

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Sunday Stealing: The ”Finish the Sentence” Meme

1. My uncle once had sex with my aunt. They had only one kid. So I think I’ve got a handle on this one.

2. Never in my life have I not collected my $200. Fuck that “do not pass ‘GO’” shit!

3. When I was five my parents decided I was on my own. Fortunately a time traveler felt sorry for me and took me under his wing. I knew him only by his native name of “Nok Nok”. So then someone always says, “Who’s there?”

4. High school was when WTIT was bor

n. Galloping Gary, Bouncing Billy and I started Tape Radio and within a year we had nearly a dozen WTIT DJs. I was 15 on my first recording.

5. I will never forget to never kiss and tell. Unless it was that incredibly hot, sweaty, nasty sex that is so awesome that you will remember it the rest of your life.

6. Once I met Bonnie Raitt. I kissed her. My wife of that time got pissed. I told her she’d get over it. You know I never asked if she did. But since that was 24 years ago, fuck it.

7. There’s this boy I know named Jack who went up the hill. At the top he met a girl named Jill. Jill fell down as she fumbled for his belt buckle. Ooops. I got lost in a moment. My bad.

8. Once, at a bar, I ordered Ketel One. Now everyon

e knows that I am the poster boy for Connecticut’s own Smirnoff. However, we now sell the world’s tastiest imported vodka. Oh, and neither one paid a dime for these free ads.

9. By noon, I’m awake. Most days, anyway.

10. Last night I went to a sports bar to watch the Yanks. No, I am not delusional. You still can root for your team and let’s face it. It was a hell of a run.

11. If only I had a brain. Or a heart. Or courage. Toto, we are not in Kansas anymore.

12. Next time I go to church it would be a wedding or a fun

eral. That is a lock.

13. What worries me most is that I trusted that Prince from Nigeria who promised to share his fortune with me after a little seed money. Who coulda seen that coming?

14. When I turn my head left I see the 1999 UConn National Champs photo.

15. When I turn my head right I see naked pictures of your mom. God, this can’t be good. Wanna see them?

16. You know I’m lying when I talk about the French twins. I have said their names are Bridget and Monique. Their names are really Michelle and Mabelle. Mabelle was named after an American phone company of the last century.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is naked pictures of your grandmother. Talk about ho, ho, ho.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be the one who says, “and…I…die…”

19. By this time next year I will own a blog one year older.

20. A better name for me would be Mike Hunt. Not that this is at all funny twenty years later, but it is the 34th anniversary of WTIT’s first Mike Hunt joke.

21. I have a hard time understanding John McCain. He spends weeks attacking Obama’s experience and then he picks a person who was mayor of a 6,000 person town some two weeks ago. Could he be an opportunist? Perish that thought.

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll die.

23. You know I like you if I wake up and you are the woman that I am next to. Do be a dear and tell me your fucking name.

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be your naked mama.

25. Take my advice, never eat the brown snow either.

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24 comments on “Call for Mike Hunt!”

Watch out where the Huskies go and don’t you eat that yellow snow!

Dammit, now I am gonna have Duke of Prunes stuck in my brain. I will be back tomorrow to do this one!

Starr-
Got it! Till then, then…

The Yankees are awesome Bud…I knew I liked you! 🙂

Is Mike Hunt friends with Dick Hertz? I’ve been at a bar when one of those phone calls came in. It never gets old.

The Red Sox are better ….but I like both you guys anyway!

yeah the red sox rule – but hey, if you know Mike Hunt then you can’t be all that bad….

Bonnie Raitt? I think you’ve definately gotten the most entertaining and interesting stolen Sunday meme.

Jodi-
You are right. Stupid old jokes and still funny. The Yanks were overdue for this season…

Sue-
I’d agree. The record shows the the Sox are better. 2 rings in 3 years, not bad…

Debbie-
So much truth in that…

Deana-
I like the set up of the meme. You can take it almost anywhere…

LOL!! You and picked the same “I once knew a boy” answer. Have a great Sunday!

I love what Judd has done with the launch of this syndicated feature. You nailed this one. Typical Bud Weiser here and it’s funny as heck. I will do mine later today. It’s a great first meme for a great start.
You brought your A game today.

Congratulations!!!! A toast to Sunday Stealing The Meme. Pouring Smirnoff, I’ll have Godiva please….