Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly.This a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
Ghosts intrigue me as does exploring abandoned places. Like your brain, for instance?
Are there any “Good” guys left out there?? Yes. Sober? I’ll check and get back to you.
I am not looking for casual sex. Neither am I. I take my sex VERY seriously. So how about right when we meet?
I thought I would try something new. Great! First, bend over and grab your ankles…
I am an outgoing expressive divorced mom. How the fuck do you get expressively divorced?
I need someone who enjoys training for a marathon. I bet your email box is full. Holy shit!
I’m turned off by profiles containing a litany of negative female characteristics men want to avoid. I would NEVER do that as long as you are not a bitter, baggage ridden, money grubbing, cheating, fat whore. Everything else is fine.
I am told that I am sweet. I’d have to taste you to have an opinion.
I would like to be friends first and… And I think I’m gonna hurl, But good luck with that…
I feel I have a lot to offer the right person. For the wrong person I would tear your heart out and eat it for pleasure.
Don’t touch that button… I could be the one you’re looking for? Which one of your buttons should I leave alone?
I am very book smart. Which translates that I got great grades but would not leave the house if it were on fire…
I am new to this on-line dating scene…so here goes nothing… That is a very accurate analysis. Say not another word…
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