Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly.This a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
Ghosts intrigue me as does exploring abandoned places. Like your brain, for instance?
Are there any “Good” guys left out there?? Yes. Sober? I’ll check and get back to you.
I am not looking for casual sex. Neither am I. I take my sex VERY seriously. So how about right when we meet?
I thought I would try something new. Great! First, bend over and grab your ankles…
I am an outgoing expressive divorced mom. How the fuck do you get expressively divorced?
I need someone who enjoys training for a marathon. I bet your email box is full. Holy shit!
I’m turned off by profiles containing a litany of negative female characteristics men want to avoid. I would NEVER do that as long as you are not a bitter, baggage ridden, money grubbing, cheating, fat whore. Everything else is fine.
I am told that I am sweet. I’d have to taste you to have an opinion.
I would like to be friends first and… And I think I’m gonna hurl, But good luck with that…
I feel I have a lot to offer the right person. For the wrong person I would tear your heart out and eat it for pleasure.
Don’t touch that button… I could be the one you’re looking for? Which one of your buttons should I leave alone?
I am very book smart. Which translates that I got great grades but would not leave the house if it were on fire…
I am new to this on-line dating scene…so here goes nothing… That is a very accurate analysis. Say not another word…
After a radio, nightclub and television career of over 25 years, I still write and perform comedy with essentially the same group of guys that I started with over 45 years ago. We began as WTIT: Tape Radio and have kept the moniker ever since. What WTIT is, however, a journal of a group of friends done in a radio morning show format playing the music of the era. We have every recording. We interviewed our girlfriends before “The Prom” or whatever. We shared growing up, getting married and having kids on WTIT. Later it was stories of divorces, new wives or girlfriends and grandchildren.
Just like with any group of friends, people came and left over the years. More than 50 gentlemen have sat around our big round table in what is now a state of the art digital recording studio. We still call it “Tape Radio” because we’re old guys who hate change. This comedy blog has won numerous awards and tells part of the story, but exists mostly to comment on life, politics, music and entertainment as it passed by our virtual window. One of our original guys left in 1985. But in 2013 he returned. So our starting five have three of the creators of WTIT.
Shortly after that on our http://facebook.com/WTITRADIO page we announced when our next recording night would be. Another of the original five had come back to join in. Galloping Gary, our brother, returned (since 1982) to record. The "Galloping Gary Garage Show" returned to WTIT in 2014. So for one special night (the first since 1973), four of the founding five were sitting at our table. The sight where all the guys who came after them had sat.
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