Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
I don’t think any of that is asking too much do you? Anyone who even would ask that question is asking too much. But good luck with that.
Friends tell me I look younger than my 50 years. Your friends lie.
I am picky, but this is internet dating, and thus it should be like internet shopping. Sorry folks. Put your own comeback here. This is a “stand alone” to me. It could be the stupidest analogy I have ever read.
I’d like to see some parts of Europe, and perhaps South America, and at some point a cruise – maybe to Alaska. I’m guessing dinner and drinks is out.
I am the one in the neighborhood that organizes caroling at Christmastime. So a good voice and knowledge of lyrics is crucial. What’s up for the rest of the year, high-powered karaoke?
You don’t have to be funny, but you must find me funny, or at least amusing. If not amusing at least interesting. If not interesting at least someone you won’t beat me up. If not….
Like working out and doing physical activities (You can decide what that means). I’m thinking it means getting drunk and having hot sex all night. How close am I?
If you find the time to join us!