Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. Today the meme is part is ripped off from a lady named Nanao from Germany and a blog called Satoshi Sho. Usually we have no idea where she got it from. However, this week we stole from a lady who actually wrote the meme. We thought, “wow, who does that?” So we got almost a virgin meme. We usually don’t go back to the credit previous thefts anyway. Too much effort, and really who cares? Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. We have this attitude because we believe we are just smarter by calling our theft “A Feature”. All meme questions are in bold. A nice touch is that every week some of you rip it off from me. Please continue to do so.
1. coffee or tea? God, great fucking choices. But it does remind me of something Vinny Bond reminded me of…Remember when an airline used the slogan, “Coffee, tea or me?” Longer ago than last year, I believe. 
4. black or white? In people, it could not be less relevant. In clothes, black.
6. sneakers or heels? When you wrote this meme you shoulda said “ladies and transvestites only” for this winning question.
7. perfume or cologne? Neither on me. I did learn long ago scents tend to be loved or hated. Staying out of that game is a better bet. And what is up with celebrity perfume? Why would someone think, “I wanna smell like Paris Hilton?” I wanna hurl.
autumn in New England. That said, it is still depressing. It signals that winter is coming and I am not a fan of freezing my ass. 
10. AM or PM? There is an AM? I must have slept through it again. 
German chick that wrote this mother was thinking about. Question 3 was “sea or lake” and made sense. But “sea or sky”? Would I perfer to swim or sky jump? Who is ever asked that? Hey, Nick. Should we go swimming or jump out of a fucking airplane today? 
14. cake or ice cream? “Let them eat cake.” Marie said that after they ran out of bread around 1750. And Marie Antoinette probably wasn’t the author of the phrase at all. I point this out because I seem to not be very funny today. So I figure if I throw in some great education type shit, readers will quip, “He fucked up that meme. But I learned a lot. Like when did Dawn start posting pussy photos?” 
16. sweet or spicy? I like my women sweet and my food spicy. Or is it the other way around? More caffeine. This meme is not a great “waker-upper”.
17. short or long hair? On women long. Short hair on women never worked for me. And no I do not like middle aged women with hair down to their wastes. But crew cuts don’t cut it.
19. backpack or handbag? This question does not slightly make sense. I think I like “sky or sea” better. There were drugs involved when she wrote this. Happy June. Put up your Peace Globe!
