During the 80’s I rented a cottage at Cape Cod for a month. My wife (at the time) and kids would be up there for a month, I’d do weekends and one full week. This particular year Cos and his wife came up for a week as well. Cos and I played golf everyday at a course in Dennis, MA, which is about in the middle of the Cape.
Guys do and say crude things while playing golf. On this particular day we got matched up with two guys (Courses prefer to have complete foursomes, to maximize income) that were younger than we were and even made me look like a good golfer. Unlike most “matched up” foursomes, these guys were great. I always said the worst behavior that I ever saw from a stranger, was with people you didn’t know while playing golf, so these guys were excellent in that sort of way.
As we approached the 18th green, a woman was standing on the edge of a two-story ledge, overlooking the green was doing weird exercises. Weird in that it only involved her elbows and breasts. 1-2-3 stick breasts out. 1-2-3 touch elbows behind back. Cos had maybe a 7 iron shot from the green. He stated to the three of us watching, “If I can land this shot in the hole, I’m sure she will give us blowjobs.” The two guys with me and I laughed.
Cos and I asked the two guys if we could buy them a beer. They said “sure” and off we went. I told Cos we were not thrilled he missed that shot. We all laughed. I turned to the strangers and asked, “So what do you guys do?” They turn towards each other and snickered. “We are both priests.” I asked, “Seriously?” They laughed and assured me that they were. Cos said, “Father about that blowjob thing…” One priest interrupted him, “It is okay. We are priests. But we are not dead”. I don’t think Cos talks about blowjobs with priests anymore.