1. Have you ever been in a serious accident? If not, how about any accident? Yes, I am generally
serious about an accident. The first dozen or so were laugh-a-minute riots. But now I’ve got that serious, “I am going to sue your ass off” grimace down pat.
2. Have you ever been ticketed for an accident and if so did you pay it or fight it? The last time, I got rear ended by a smiley attractive twenty-something. She told me that if I told the cop to ticket me that she would personally reward me a-plenty. This wasn’t a bright approach to a guy like me. I said, “You take the ticket and I will reward you “a-plenty”. She said, “Deal!” She got the ticket and then we played “hide the salami”. As I was leaving she said, “Maybe next time you’ll take the ticket?” I countered, “And not owe you a-plenty? What we are doing now is working. Why fuck around with it?”
3. What kind of insurance do you have and would
you recommend it to your friends? For my car, believe it or not, I have automobile insurance. I only recommend it to people who also happen to drive a car.
4. Did the accident cause you to change the way you drive? Yes. I now only drive in reverse. Everyone gets out of my way. They yell things like, “Wow. This dude’s one crazy mother fucker,” and then they stay out of my way.
5. Did you need a rental car? If so, did you get a better car or worse one than you had? If not, what
did you do for transportation? The lady at the car rental place told me if I took a cheaper car that she’d “reward me a-plenty.” I explained that while I appreciated the offer that I had been “rewarded a-plenty all night.” She gave me the ’Benz. When I returned I said we could do the rewarding a-plenty thing that night. She smiled. She said she had rented four 1972 VW beetles. So she had a lot of rewarding to do already that night. She offered me either the waiting list in case of a cancellation, or a first thing in the morning “reward a-plenty.” Other than a dude pounding on the hotel room door and yelling something about the time of HIS “a-plenty reward”. I asked if I should leave, she stated, “Stay. Fuck him.” I passed on that. I did so not want to “fuck him.”
6. Have any of the mishaps you’ve experienced with your vehicles g
iven you impressions of the quality or safety of certain vehicles? Of course. I discovered that to my surprise, I found cars that got me into serious accidents sucked more that the ones that didn’t. I told my agent that. She said that I was very “deep”. She asked me out for a real date, I said “no”. I replied that if she could fit me in for another reward “a-plenty, great”. If not, I was heading home to my neighbor’s wife.
7. Have you had to hire an attorney due to an accident? Yes. I retained Goldberg, Goldstein, Goldberg and Mohamed. Now that was a “laugh a minute” legal partnership.
8. When in an accident were you alone, with someone, with your children, etc. Did that make a difference in the situation? As in, would I be a more bit concerned if my kids were in the accident with me? I thought that was the question. All-in-all, I prefer solo fender benders and this new “reward a-plenty” thing. Worrying about my injured children? Crazy as it seems I am afraid that would be a situation that I am not sure I’d cherish as much.
9. Finally, if you could drive any vehicle you wanted, what would it be? A 1972 Orange Ford Pinto. God, did it ever get better than that?
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Rewards-a-plenty? Methinks it’s time to have an accident and let the offers roll in!
Kwiz-
And it is a lot of fun!
I love your Saturday 9 post! Thanks for great reading material.
Shannon-
Thanks for taking the time to say hi!
“reward a-plenty”… got a good system goin’ there Bud.. don’t mess with it 😀
Dawn-
You never mess with what works…
Thank you very much! You have a great one also! 🙂
EssieKay05-
You did do a great job. It is fin to read everyone elses’ answers!
Great job!