We hope that you are enjoying your day. WTIT: The Blog will try to give you a smile. We thought we’d share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the blogosphere have asked us in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from the last month. Some have been edited for clarity. All these questions are real. Our comments are not neccessarily the same as those we posted when we originally responded. Comments on our posts we take seriously. In this feature, sorry everyone, we don’t. Reader’s questions/comments are in bold.

You’re so gosh darn cute when you praise your boy! Well thanks. With my snark, you’re probably surprised that my kids even talk to me.
And thanks for stealing from me…it’s an honor. Your response to me stealing your meme is unusual. Generally I get threaten with a lawsuit.
Actually I think you could use a spanking 😉 Lady, I get this a lot. But none of you ever show up. I leave the porch light on and everything!
Holy Shit! Who was the smack talking “of course you are single” person?!! At this point, it seems that several people consider me doomed. You handle one situation poorly and boom. The skies fall.
Ahhh…Prozac Nation! Which, btw, is a great book. I am trying to sell drugs here, not books! I’ve got a reputation to uphold!
ummm “getting spanked by a little person wearing women’s lingerie …” ummm… WTF????? and was it she just did not like it with the ‘little person’? I report the news on Dating Profiles. I can’t be expected to explain it as well!
“I would like to go to Monte Carlo, Monaco and baste in the sun during the day”… Baste? What is she? A turkey? That is perfect. I can’t add a fucking thing.
Jill shows up in all of these it appears. While I have an active imagination, it could be said it is somewhat limited in scope.
Rewards-a-plenty? Methinks it’s time to have an accident and let the offers roll in! If you have an accident here, I warn you. You will clean it up.
I noticed there was sex in this post. Are you preoccupied with the subject? You’ve just realized this? The drugs must have finally worn off.
Now quit hogging the Smirnoff, toss it over here. Ooops. My bad. Here you go!