Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
I sometimes purposely get lost so I can explore while finding my way home. You gotta be shitting me. Do you sometimes pound your head into the wall because it feels good when you stop?
Nothing needs to happen because I don’t want to get married and I don’t want your children!!! I am you safest bet on the planet. I won’t get married again and I’m not giving away any of my kids.
Oh, I totally over-analyze everything and am very hard on myself!! I do go though my bouts of depression and pessimism. If anyone ever suggests a career in sales, pass. I mean there is only so much “truth in advertising” any of us can take. Oh, and you don’t need a date. Try a therapist. Couldn’t hurt…
I love to snuggle and take long walks on the beach. I just had a thought. Since every profile that a woman has written I have ever read has said that they like long walks on the beach, why, when you go to the beach, there are not about 50,000 women walking??
i want someone I can spend the rest of my life with and never regret or look back thinking what if … Why am I thinking “get a dog” here?
I hate liars and cheaters I have had 3 of them and that was enough. How can you be sure? Why not give just a few more liars and cheaters a chance? The next one could be a keeper! Just saying…
I am currently looking for a nice man who knows the meaning of the word love. This will be a long look. Men only know the meaning of the word sex.
If you don’t have a job or morals, and clean teeth, please don’t contact me. You’re kinda a fussy bitch, aren’t you?
I like to write poetry, draw and hand paint minature lead figures: wizards, martial arts, female warriors and dragons. And they let you out of the padded cell, what, every other weekend?
Must be willing to take things slowly and see where they lead. I predict a very short dating future. If guys have to wait more than ten to twelve minutes for sex, they get very cranky.
Now you MUST remember these guidelines as to what I like. I’m sorry I wasn’t listening. What were you talking about?