Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. Today the meme is ripped off from a lady named Vanessa from a blog called Fit for a Princess She didn’t say whether she stole it or was tagged for it, which is fine. We never go back to the credit previous thefts anyway. Too much effort, and really who cares? Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. We are just smarter by calling our theft “A Feature”. All meme questions are in bold. We are doing this meme in two parts. A nice touch is that every week some of you rip it off from me. Please continue to do so.
Cheers to all us THIEVES!!
Vanessa’s Random Meme:
1. What’s in your wallet? Money, Credit Cards and a roll of toilet paper.2. What’s under your bed? Aliens from the planet Schmucko 4.
3. What’s on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet? Really it could be anything. I have a very deep closet. I thought it was a dead body once, then I realized that my neighbor was still alive.
4. What’s in your underwear drawer? Milky Ways and cashew nuts, like anybody elses’.
5. What’s in the trunk of your car? A jack, a spare tire and condoms. Hey, you never know.6. What colour is the underware your wearing at this moment? Originally they were white. But since I don’t sort colors when I do the wash, I think they are the nicest shade of green.
7. Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what’s in it? It is a bit more like “who’s” in it, since I generally need a hiding space now and then. Women’s husbands can be so unreasonable.
8. Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what? I lied about question 6. The underware is closer to pink.
9. What is the most embarrassing thing in your room right now? My naked photos of your mom.10. Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about? Not yet today, but there is still time.
11. What is your last 
thought before you fall asleep? Now I lay me down to sleep, may I rest and not count sheep. If I should die before I wake, who the fuck is gonna write the WTIT Blog?
thought before you fall asleep? Now I lay me down to sleep, may I rest and not count sheep. If I should die before I wake, who the fuck is gonna write the WTIT Blog?12. How long have those leftovers been in the fridge? I threw all out but tonight’s dinner. Fried snake and cheese in the most delicate Godiva sauce. Bet you wish you could join me, eh?
13. If I confiscated your computer and took a look around….what would I find? Nothing. Because I would find you, and make sure you realized that stealing from me is a rather fucked up plan.14. Do you sleep with anything? Beyond women? Not so much. I had a girlfriend some eight years ago who slept with an eight foot pillow. She called it “her husband”. For her birthday, I bought her a dildo. Now her life would be complete. As long as she held on to the TV remote, that is.
15. What is your midnight snack weakness? Green eggs and ham. Sorry. I haven’t done a fucking Dr. Seuss joke since Saddam was hung. It was time.
16. Have you ever you shop lifted? I know I have this buff tight body and look half my age, but honestly most stores are a bit heavy to lift.
17. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I see the qualudes have kicked in. Good luck with this.
18.Have you ever vandalized anything? No. I am so good at retreat that I never seek revenge. Besides isn’t just killing the person simpler?
19. What do you wait until no one is looking to do? I look at the 
naked pictures all these women have sent me for my fucking Naked Female Photo Contest. Unlike what Linda said, apparently a $5 gas card is a big incentive. There is a new stack to go through tonight. Keep sending them in, ladies. You could still win!
naked pictures all these women have sent me for my fucking Naked Female Photo Contest. Unlike what Linda said, apparently a $5 gas card is a big incentive. There is a new stack to go through tonight. Keep sending them in, ladies. You could still win!20. When did you lose your virginity? In 1967, and don’t bother even looking for it. I really never wanted it back.
That does it for Stealing. We will return with
something equally disturbing. Although, this post
didn’t totally suck. Survive your Suck-o Monday.
You gotta have hope
we will bring it stronger next time.
Right here when we return on
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