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Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
Too unpredictable to be boring. You wanna meet the first woman? You might be of some help.
I tend to be a bit shy at first but warm up quickly. This is actually a disclaimer. “When you meet me I will not talk.” I know I’ll regret it, but I’ll pass.
I’m what you would call a “true Capricorn”. You are what I call a true nut job. Like anyone’s going to bother to research Capricorn traits. Good luck with this.
I’m a bit of a compulsive. But I’m the only one I know who’s ever been excited about buying and using a new vacuum cleaner (and, I have to confess, the cleaning aisle at any store is my favorite). What on earth would cause anyone to respond to this?
My friends say I’m a cross between Carrie Bradshaw (Sex in the City) and Monica on (Friends). Holy shit. Now I gotta watch two old sitcoms to figure you out? I’d rather do the Capricorn trait look-up thing.
My friends always say there is a “warmth” in my home. I’m guessing they are trying to tell you to turn down the fucking heat.
I think chemistry is some thing you can build over time but you know when you meet someone if it will work or not. Lady those are totally contradictory concepts. You’re not a Capricorn are you? I am doing some research.
He should love witty surprises ie: First and middle proper for America’s web finds no ram i dena. Can you solve? Oh my God. I thought it couldn’t get worse. Lady, I don’t do quiz. The occasional meme, but no quiz.
I love to laugh, play, walking in the Arboretum or around the pond and I am into power showers. Power showers? What the fuck is that? And I thought you lost me at Arboretum. Go power shower yourself and leave the rest of us alone.
I also would want to meet someone that would want to take me skydiving for my “first time.” Now that I have the chance to think it over, how bad can a “power shower” be?
And if I really love you, I will let you eat my brain. I am getting WAY too old for this shit. I cannot even hazard a guess as to what these people possibly are talking about.
My heart belongs in Scotland. I hope to move there. Then I won’t hold you up. Congrats on being the closest thing to normal today. Not that spending money on a dating site when you are going to move and swim the Atlantic is a great plan. It is rather stupid. But compared to the rest today, you are a brain surgeon. And if you really are, I know someone who wants her brain eaten. What, you can’t provide insight?