Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
I am not picky about activities and generally will try anything at least once. Great. How about a threesome in a hot tub? Oh, and could you bring the hot tub?
Someone who believes family is important – both mine and his. I think my family is very important. But yours? BWAHAHAHA.
Please don’t be a sports addict 
and/or a couch potato. Lady, you have just disqualified 97 percent of men. The remaining three percent are gay. So, good luck with this approach.
Currently doing country line dancing. Wow. It must make it hard to type.
I am an amateur classical pianist. I was just thinking, “I hope my next girlfriend is an amateur classical pianist.”
I am a nurse and also work part-time as a horse trainer. Make that “a classical pianist or horse trainer”.
I have been with one woman for most of my adult life until 3 years ago when I fell in love with a man who unbeknownst to me had herpes. I am no longer with this man due to his addiction to alcohol. I have been known to say, “You can’t make this shit up.” I think this lady’s story qualifies.
I want a relationship that is committed, but allows us 
freedom to enjoy all that we did before we met, someone who trusts me enough to think it’s cute if I sleep with his friend at a party. You have got to be shitting me. Good luck with this. Where is that horse trainer’s fucking number? Where did I put that?
I’m looking for someone who will appreciate me for my bizarreness. Lady, you better be wicked bizarre if you want to qualify in this week’s profiles.
I have written some poetry about the Vietnam era. I am looking for someone with similar interests. OK, all you Vietnam era writing poets, the line starts here. Hey – no pushing. Hey, you can’t cut in the line either. Geez.
Will you take on a game of Monopoly or Scrabble with us? Not a fucking chance. Next!
I really do appreciate the simple things in life, whether it is kayaking, sailing, hiking, cross country skiing or just sky diving! That’s the simple stuff? I would not even dare to ask about the more complicated stuff.
So we must insure that our desires don’t just stop at the 
pictures we see or the attraction of the form presented to us but that they move towards the essence of the soul before us… I won’t argue with you. Mostly because I haven’t a fucking clue what you are talking about.
Well-written post. I know this has been “percolating” for some time. Here’s my take: Bestest Blog brought many of us together. It was really the first awards site I’d heard of and winning it (at the time) was considered a great honor in the blogosphere. Writing for Bobby taught me alot about reviewing, blog merit, categorizing blogs, and introduced me to some fabulous people along the way who are still blog friends today – almost two years later. As Frank, Turnbaby, and others have chimed in, I find that the support and “friendship” among bloggers is (usually) genuine. We are an unusual and eclectic slice of society and unlike most cul-de-sacs anywhere in the world. We leave the light on twenty-four seven and visit when we please. Ain’t it grand? Where else in the universe can you find a tape radio station, a dungeon, hilarious daily comedy (on the “plus” size), blogtalk radio entrepreneurs pitching in to help their friends make their shows successful, engaging conversations, support when our lives fall apart, praise when we need it, permission to rant, cry, moan, be silly…and most of all, the freedom to say what we want to say and be heard by our peers, our neighborhoods, our blogging buddies.
