Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
Is it too much to ask for someone normal? Yes, by a lot. But if you read any of MY posts I’ll admit I don’t qualify either.
Love takes up where knowledge leaves off. Deep. But what the fuck does that mean?
Oh yeah, you must love Flock of Seagulls. Oh, great. A band that had one great song back around 1985. It was called “I Ran”. That’s what I’ll do now.
I honestly don’t have any idea what my “ideal match” is. Oh than you are in the right site. It seems nobody has a clue here.
I am a Christian and try to live a life that is pleasing to Christ. And you know what that is now, do you? Gag me. Next!
I’m not much for words. I’d swear to that in court. You’re not much for looks either, BTW.
To me, the most important thing in life is family of course. Then dancing and shopping. I should have known better than to grab these profiles from the “Meet a Moron” site.
Something I haven’t done yet that I would like to do is bunjee jumping and maybe from there graduate to skydiving. And then she wants to learn to drive off a cliff ala “Thelma & Louise”.
I am looking for someone who will catch me when I fall… Better start that diet first.
I prefer men between 40 & 49 only, over 5’9″ tall, at least 1 current photo, has a personality/sense of humor, honest & respectful, smart/intelligent(in life & grammar/spelling), not married or has a girlfriend, someone who can hold my interest & vice versa, young at heart(a big kid) & young looking is a plus. Fuck off.
I AM THE LIFE OF THE PARTY NOT THAT I WANT TO BE I AM A PEOPLE PERSON GET ALONG WITH JUST ABOUT ANYONE. First off, stop yelling. Second of all, learn what a fucking comma is. Lesson over. Go in peace.