Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
I am lookin to explore new places and things in life. Start at your local beauty salon. What were you thinking when you got THAT ‘do?
I would like to get to know someone who really understands the definition of patience. I’m your guy. You wait here, and I’ll check back in a year.
I could make your day if you sat with me in a cardboard box. I think anybody would be lying if they said they understood what the fuck you mean by that.
I like to keep busy to keep the mind sharp. Just a wild guess: You haven’t been too busy lately.
I’m not very good at describing myself. Stop right there. Once you’ve said that, who needs anything else?
if you want to take me somewhere, i’m game. Great! I need a date to the annual “Outdoor Naked Dancer’s Reindeer Ball” in Vermont. Are you free next Saturday?
I enjoy my home too! It must have taken a lot of courage to admit that.
I just recently got back from Central and South America, so I love to travel. Oh. I thought you were going to say “so I traffic in cocaine.”
Okay…love to get dressed up and go out. However, I can also do those things in jeans N flippies! This may be the most over used phrase on a dating site, perhaps next to “I like long walks on the beach at sunset…” (And of course you see the next quote coming…)
I like long walks on the beach (which I do with my new puppy)! Then what do you need a man for?
I’m an pretty happy person that has a job that can be quite hideous at times. Your boss just called. He reads this website. You don’t need to worry about your hideous job anymore. Oh and he said, “Merry fucking Christmas”.
Someone who’s not easily grossed out b/c then I can’t talk about what I do for a living (don’t worry I don’t discuss it over dinner). Lady you are either in the CIA or do porn movies. So how’s the acting going?
I have high goals set for myself and I am attracted to other people who are going after challenging goals. Then it’s lucky that I play on the WTIT Soccer Team. Want to go to our next match?
The cardboard box statement nearly made me fall off the couch laughing. That has to be one of the strangest I’ve ever read. And you know I’ve read a million……
Hey! Maybe she was doing a homeless person impersonation. It’s obvious nobody’s home!
Mimi-
Her whole profile was examplified by that line!