Yes we know we just did this feature. But we had SO many good comments we thought we’d share some more. WTIT: The Blog will try to give you a another chuckle. In this feature we share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the Blogosphere ask us in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from over the last month. Some have been edited for clarity. All these question are real. Our comments are not neccessarily the same as those when we originally responded. Comments on our posts we take seriously. In this feature, sorry everyone, we don’t. Reader’s questions/comments are in bold.
$5.99 for a gallon?? That’s more expensive than gas!! It’s wine for chrissake. Do they age gas? Do they talk about a particular gas company’s slightly fruity tastes with hints of vanilla and Old Spice cologne? Does Wine Spectator give Exxon gas fucking 97 points?
After that conversation I’d need to be medicated… OK lady, deep breaths. Here is your medication, so open wide! We call this miracle cure “Smirnoff”.
So, where did you go? How many kids did you see? How many 
exes did you see? Were there any blog avatars there? Was your maid there? Anything explode? How much did you eat? Did you get in an accident? Did you get an x-ray and a lawyer? How’s that religious e-card business going? Do you like pie? I just broke the Guinness record for most Christian e-cards received in a two week period. As far as the rest of it goes: To spend the night with my high school girlfriend that I last slept with the night of my senior prom; I saw two. Both were hers; Yes, but just so we could do a threesome; Yes, but a gentleman does not explode and tell; a sirloin steak and a two pound Maine lobster; only when my high school sweetie’s hubbie arrived; I do need both now, thanks for asking.
Most of all you should be a one woman (at least at a time) guy. So threesomes are out I guess… Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! No shit. What guy would agree to that????
I’m speechless… which is probably a good thing, at least my voice won’t
annoy you! It’s a good sign when women you have not even met even understand the rules.
I too am speechless but it’s because there is a “Mr. Lola” omg–how stoooopid is he??? There is not a measuring large enough to explain how Lola could get someone to talk to her. Marry her? BWAHAHAHA. Dumb as a fucking rock.
Panties are overrated. Like Turnbaby, I’m shocked to discover there is a Mr. Lola too! I was going to say “Don’t get your panties in a knot”, but then I remembered. So how about sending me your naked photo instead?
Totally cool. Do you feel good finishing the meme that wouldn’t die? I am not surprised when I finish writing posts or complete projects. Although, come to think of it, I haven’t got tagged by my buddy Frank at Honk ’n’ Hollr for anything in a long time. Oh, back to your question. I only feel good (and always surprised) that anybody, anywhere actually reads the WTIT Blog.
My theory is that Santa and the Blog Fairy are the same person. Or vice versa. You weren’t implying you wanted a threesome with Santa and The Blog Fairy were you Bud? If a threesome isn’t about me and two intelligent and attractive ladies, I would not imply anything. In fact, it would not even merit a discussion. Oh, and my theory is that you are totally whacked.
*snarf* threesomes… when did I read something about those last? Oh yeah.. when I commented on dating! hehehe! OK. So I check “YES” when asked if you like my threesome posts.
You know Jill is on that network and you might upset her by trashing their news crew. When readers are actually concerned that I might do something to wreck my relationship with Jill Hennessy, it’s time for a Smirnoff. Oh right. That could be anytime.Criminy. Love the celebrity gossip feature Budman. 
Hope you don’t start a “Bloggers Gossip” expose. That could be really scary! (smile) I’m going to be sad when Nanopomoblospammo is over. Your posts have been something to look forward to each day. So, not much happens on your little island, does it? I thought I’d take a stab at any reason to read my warped humor.
All of them are true. I love this stuff, but you already know that. Great laws Bud. Do you think if I write a law that all female readers of the WTIT Blog must send me naked photos of themselves that you’d still ‘love this stuff’?
scary, but I knew exactly which comments came from Turn
Vinny-
You do get to know someone’s writing patterns out here…
Polli-
I got the pics. I’ll wait till after the holidays to post them…
I think you need a few new commenters. They’re all starting to sound like the same person. Oh gosh…they ARE the same person. Well, almost. I’ll write Lola and suggest she visit more often. Would you like that? It could make this feature even more interesting.
Maybe Lola will send you a nice Christmas present this year. She owes you so much. Fame…notoreity….stardom….migraines….
I forgot to say….this is a great feature. I’ve always loved it. Original and clever.
Thanks Mims! I actually had enough for a part 3, but I will hold off and do them next week.
And yes, a lot were from the same person. When the lobb the ball you should be able to hit it…
MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND…I HOPE 2008 BRINGS YOU ALL YOU WISH
oooo just read the comments and so happy to see all the love being spread about…
bwahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaa
Vinny-
Merry Christmas to you and your family!