Yes we know we just did this feature. But we had SO many good comments we thought we’d share some more. WTIT: The Blog will try to give you a another chuckle. In this feature we share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the Blogosphere ask us in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from over the last month. Some have been edited for clarity. All these question are real. Our comments are not neccessarily the same as those when we originally responded. Comments on our posts we take seriously. In this feature, sorry everyone, we don’t. Reader’s questions/comments are in bold.
After that conversation I’d need to be medicated… OK lady, deep breaths. Here is your medication, so open wide! We call this miracle cure “Smirnoff”.
So, where did you go? How many kids did you see? How many exes did you see? Were there any blog avatars there? Was your maid there? Anything explode? How much did you eat? Did you get in an accident? Did you get an x-ray and a lawyer? How’s that religious e-card business going? Do you like pie? I just broke the Guinness record for most Christian e-cards received in a two week period. As far as the rest of it goes: To spend the night with my high school girlfriend that I last slept with the night of my senior prom; I saw two. Both were hers; Yes, but just so we could do a threesome; Yes, but a gentleman does not explode and tell; a sirloin steak and a two pound Maine lobster; only when my high school sweetie’s hubbie arrived; I do need both now, thanks for asking.
I’m speechless… which is probably a good thing, at least my voice won’t annoy you! It’s a good sign when women you have not even met even understand the rules.
I too am speechless but it’s because there is a “Mr. Lola” omg–how stoooopid is he??? There is not a measuring large enough to explain how Lola could get someone to talk to her. Marry her? BWAHAHAHA. Dumb as a fucking rock.
Panties are overrated. Like Turnbaby, I’m shocked to discover there is a Mr. Lola too! I was going to say “Don’t get your panties in a knot”, but then I remembered. So how about sending me your naked photo instead?
Totally cool. Do you feel good finishing the meme that wouldn’t die? I am not surprised when I finish writing posts or complete projects. Although, come to think of it, I haven’t got tagged by my buddy Frank at Honk ’n’ Hollr for anything in a long time. Oh, back to your question. I only feel good (and always surprised) that anybody, anywhere actually reads the WTIT Blog.
My theory is that Santa and the Blog Fairy are the same person. Or vice versa. You weren’t implying you wanted a threesome with Santa and The Blog Fairy were you Bud? If a threesome isn’t about me and two intelligent and attractive ladies, I would not imply anything. In fact, it would not even merit a discussion. Oh, and my theory is that you are totally whacked.
*snarf* threesomes… when did I read something about those last? Oh yeah.. when I commented on dating! hehehe! OK. So I check “YES” when asked if you like my threesome posts.
Criminy. Love the celebrity gossip feature Budman. Hope you don’t start a “Bloggers Gossip” expose. That could be really scary! (smile) I’m going to be sad when Nanopomoblospammo is over. Your posts have been something to look forward to each day. So, not much happens on your little island, does it? I thought I’d take a stab at any reason to read my warped humor.