Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
It doesn’t take much to entertain me. Great! I’ve put together this amazing shadow puppet show. Your place or mine?
I am looking for someone who is open and honest, likes to chat about everyday happenings as well as someone I can confide in. And you are expecting this from a guy? BWAHAHAHAHA!
Don’t like couch potatoes, life’s too short. If life were longer my sofa lying, sports watching butt, would be more attractive?
I have been always told by people that we can not have it all, when it comes to men, but I don’t believe that. Then you are naïve as hell or dumb as a rock. But good luck with that.
I’m a dog groomer on the side and a Sales Rep for a dog food company full time. Folks, you cannot make this shit up. I thought this blog was going to the dogs, but I am so not ready for this babe.
I raise exotic animals. If they eat dog food I think I know where you can get a deal.
this is the hard part…how can anyone describe themselfs? Not when you have no clue to the use of grammar, capital letters or spelling, no.
My family is very important to me as I’m one of 7 children. So if you were one of say, four children, family would mean shit to you?
If I met you when you we were both 23 and you gradually went bald during our relationship in 14 years that would be ok. But if I’m meeting you for the first time, I really would prefer some hair. Lady, if I started giving out a “Looney Tune of the Week” award you’d be the inaugural winner. Oh, BTW, you are shallow as hell. And you really have to work on that rationalization part of you being an ass. It ain’t working for you yet…
Into Egytology (Study of ancient Egypt) mainly hieroglyphs but love it all. That’s it. Lady get in the dog food line, or wait to win week two of the “Looney” award.