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He’s "On the Way" Where?

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 30, 2007
Posted in: Dating Profiles. 5 Comments

Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

If I see you for the first time and i don’t feel you, I definitly will not be feeling you later. Great. Nothing like a little grope to start things off.

I’m the type of person that focuses more on what other people need than what i want to do, so I’ll try pretty much anything. Where did i put that duct tape?

I don’t consider myself good, but i try anyway. I’m running out of things to say. You lie. After admitting that you are a slug, not much more is necessary.

I do have one child, my son, who is on the way. On the way to where?

I am so not prepared for this right now. So, we agree on something.

After singing Opera for years I have decided to become a nurse practitioner. I’d be lying if I said I understood this statement. But good luck with that.

I am a very lovable person who just seems to always find the wrong man. Wow! Here’s your chance to meet yet another wrong man.

Having grown up with firefighters, so I of course, love the classic Yahtzee. No fire fighting, but just a roll of the dice. But thank you. In a week where nobody made ANY sense, you made the least!

I’m “one of the girls” with a major manly side. Kind of like a reversed metrosexual! You have watched WAY too much of “Sex in the City”.

Want to hike the Inca trail to Machu Picchu? Or we can just watch it on TV. Since I haven’t a clue about Inca trails, let’s try the TV.

You don’t have to have a whole lot of educated to be smart! In your case it might help.

I prefer cartoons over reality shows. I prefer people who like to watch ANYTHING else but your two choices.

Does Prince Charming still exist?? No. Deal with it. Or write Santa. He exists.

That is is for this Friday and we are upon our weekeed. And NaBloPoMo has but today! Whoopie!!!! We did it! 2 years in a row. 30 posts in 30 days. We’ll need a month to recover. Parts of today’s post origrnally appeared on December 31, 2006. We will be back with Saturday 8 and Lola tomorrow. Enjoy your last day of November. See you then.

Same time. Same blog.

He’s "On the Way" Where?

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 30, 2007
Posted in: Dating Profiles. 5 Comments

Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

If I see you for the first time and i don’t feel you, I definitly will not be feeling you later. Great. Nothing like a little grope to start things off.

I’m the type of person that focuses more on what other people need than what i want to do, so I’ll try pretty much anything. Where did i put that duct tape?

I don’t consider myself good, but i try anyway. I’m running out of things to say. You lie. After admitting that you are a slug, not much more is necessary.

I do have one child, my son, who is on the way. On the way to where?

I am so not prepared for this right now. So, we agree on something.

After singing Opera for years I have decided to become a nurse practitioner. I’d be lying if I said I understood this statement. But good luck with that.

I am a very lovable person who just seems to always find the wrong man. Wow! Here’s your chance to meet yet another wrong man.

Having grown up with firefighters, so I of course, love the classic Yahtzee. No fire fighting, but just a roll of the dice. But thank you. In a week where nobody made ANY sense, you made the least!

I’m “one of the girls” with a major manly side. Kind of like a reversed metrosexual! You have watched WAY too much of “Sex in the City”.

Want to hike the Inca trail to Machu Picchu? Or we can just watch it on TV. Since I haven’t a clue about Inca trails, let’s try the TV.

You don’t have to have a whole lot of educated to be smart! In your case it might help.

I prefer cartoons over reality shows. I prefer people who like to watch ANYTHING else but your two choices.

Does Prince Charming still exist?? No. Deal with it. Or write Santa. He exists.

That is is for this Friday and we are upon our weekeed. And NaBloPoMo has but today! Whoopie!!!! We did it! 2 years in a row. 30 posts in 30 days. We’ll need a month to recover. Parts of today’s post origrnally appeared on December 31, 2006. We will be back with Saturday 8 and Lola tomorrow. Enjoy your last day of November. See you then.

Same time. Same blog.

He’s "On the Way" Where?

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 30, 2007
Posted in: Dating Profiles. Leave a comment

Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

If I see you for the first time and i don’t feel you, I definitly will not be feeling you later. Great. Nothing like a little grope to start things off.

I’m the type of person that focuses more on what other people need than what i want to do, so I’ll try pretty much anything. Where did i put that duct tape?

I don’t consider myself good, but i try anyway. I’m running out of things to say. You lie. After admitting that you are a slug, not much more is necessary.

I do have one child, my son, who is on the way. On the way to where?

I am so not prepared for this right now. So, we agree on something.

After singing Opera for years I have decided to become a nurse practitioner. I’d be lying if I said I understood this statement. But good luck with that.

I am a very lovable person who just seems to always find the wrong man. Wow! Here’s your chance to meet yet another wrong man.

Having grown up with firefighters, so I of course, love the classic Yahtzee. No fire fighting, but just a roll of the dice. But thank you. In a week where nobody made ANY sense, you made the least!

I’m “one of the girls” with a major manly side. Kind of like a reversed metrosexual! You have watched WAY too much of “Sex in the City”.

Want to hike the Inca trail to Machu Picchu? Or we can just watch it on TV. Since I haven’t a clue about Inca trails, let’s try the TV.

You don’t have to have a whole lot of educated to be smart! In your case it might help.

I prefer cartoons over reality shows. I prefer people who like to watch ANYTHING else but your two choices.

Does Prince Charming still exist?? No. Deal with it. Or write Santa. He exists.

That is is for this Friday and we are upon our weekeed. And NaBloPoMo has but today! Whoopie!!!! We did it! 2 years in a row. 30 posts in 30 days. We’ll need a month to recover. Parts of today’s post origrnally appeared on December 31, 2006. We will be back with Saturday 8 and Lola tomorrow. Enjoy your last day of November. See you then.

Same time. Same blog.

He’s "On the Way" Where?

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 30, 2007
Posted in: Dating Profiles. 5 Comments

Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

If I see you for the first time and i don’t feel you, I definitly will not be feeling you later. Great. Nothing like a little grope to start things off.

I’m the type of person that focuses more on what other people need than what i want to do, so I’ll try pretty much anything. Where did i put that duct tape?

I don’t consider myself good, but i try anyway. I’m running out of things to say. You lie. After admitting that you are a slug, not much more is necessary.

I do have one child, my son, who is on the way. On the way to where?

I am so not prepared for this right now. So, we agree on something.

After singing Opera for years I have decided to become a nurse practitioner. I’d be lying if I said I understood this statement. But good luck with that.

I am a very lovable person who just seems to always find the wrong man. Wow! Here’s your chance to meet yet another wrong man.

Having grown up with firefighters, so I of course, love the classic Yahtzee. No fire fighting, but just a roll of the dice. But thank you. In a week where nobody made ANY sense, you made the least!

I’m “one of the girls” with a major manly side. Kind of like a reversed metrosexual! You have watched WAY too much of “Sex in the City”.

Want to hike the Inca trail to Machu Picchu? Or we can just watch it on TV. Since I haven’t a clue about Inca trails, let’s try the TV.

You don’t have to have a whole lot of educated to be smart! In your case it might help.

I prefer cartoons over reality shows. I prefer people who like to watch ANYTHING else but your two choices.

Does Prince Charming still exist?? No. Deal with it. Or write Santa. He exists.

That is is for this Friday and we are upon our weekeed. And NaBloPoMo has but today! Whoopie!!!! We did it! 2 years in a row. 30 posts in 30 days. We’ll need a month to recover. Parts of today’s post origrnally appeared on December 31, 2006. We will be back with Saturday 8 and Lola tomorrow. Enjoy your last day of November. See you then.

Same time. Same blog.

Bud’s Laws: Law 1

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 29, 2007
Posted in: bud's laws. 3 Comments

History does not repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other.

Bud’s Laws Previously Revealed:

5. The one-day you’d sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.

6. Never get into a fight with an ugly person. They have nothing to lose.

8. Everybody lies. It’s okay though, because nobody listens.

9. When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
11. Never attribute to malice what could more easily be explained by stupidity.

13. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

14. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

16. If you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

17. How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.

18. By the time you get to the point where ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

19. Borrow from pessimists. They never expect it back.

20. He who hesitates is probably right.

23. Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.

25. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense being a fool about it.

26. Never delay the end of a meeting or the beginning of a happy hour.

27. If it were not for the last minute, nothing would get done at all.

31. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

29. No problem is to big, too complex or too complicated, that it can not be run away from.

32. You can’t win. You can’t break even. You can’t even quit the game.

35. In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right … something is wrong.

36. Anything that begins well ends badly. Anything that begins badly ends worse.

38. Once a job is fucked up, anything done to improve it will only make it worse.

43. Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.


45. Everyone has a scheme that will not work. Everyone that does not work has a scheme that does.

46. If you keep your head while everyone is losing theirs, then you don’t understand the problem.

49. To err is human – to blame it on somebody else is even more human.
51. If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
That is all for the WTIT Tape Radio Blog on a Thursday. Tomorrow is Weekend! We will return with Dating Profiles of the Week. It could be entertaining. You can really never tell. Just join us if next time nothing better comes up.
Same time. Same blog.

Bud’s Laws: Law 1

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 29, 2007
Posted in: bud's laws. 3 Comments

History does not repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other.

Bud’s Laws Previously Revealed:

5. The one-day you’d sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.

6. Never get into a fight with an ugly person. They have nothing to lose.

8. Everybody lies. It’s okay though, because nobody listens.

9. When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
11. Never attribute to malice what could more easily be explained by stupidity.

13. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

14. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

16. If you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

17. How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.

18. By the time you get to the point where ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

19. Borrow from pessimists. They never expect it back.

20. He who hesitates is probably right.

23. Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.

25. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense being a fool about it.

26. Never delay the end of a meeting or the beginning of a happy hour.

27. If it were not for the last minute, nothing would get done at all.

31. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

29. No problem is to big, too complex or too complicated, that it can not be run away from.

32. You can’t win. You can’t break even. You can’t even quit the game.

35. In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right … something is wrong.

36. Anything that begins well ends badly. Anything that begins badly ends worse.

38. Once a job is fucked up, anything done to improve it will only make it worse.

43. Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.


45. Everyone has a scheme that will not work. Everyone that does not work has a scheme that does.

46. If you keep your head while everyone is losing theirs, then you don’t understand the problem.

49. To err is human – to blame it on somebody else is even more human.
51. If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
That is all for the WTIT Tape Radio Blog on a Thursday. Tomorrow is Weekend! We will return with Dating Profiles of the Week. It could be entertaining. You can really never tell. Just join us if next time nothing better comes up.
Same time. Same blog.

Bud’s Laws: Law 1

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 29, 2007
Posted in: bud's laws. 3 Comments

History does not repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other.

Bud’s Laws Previously Revealed:

5. The one-day you’d sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.

6. Never get into a fight with an ugly person. They have nothing to lose.

8. Everybody lies. It’s okay though, because nobody listens.

9. When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
11. Never attribute to malice what could more easily be explained by stupidity.

13. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

14. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

16. If you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

17. How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.

18. By the time you get to the point where ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

19. Borrow from pessimists. They never expect it back.

20. He who hesitates is probably right.

23. Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.

25. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense being a fool about it.

26. Never delay the end of a meeting or the beginning of a happy hour.

27. If it were not for the last minute, nothing would get done at all.

31. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

29. No problem is to big, too complex or too complicated, that it can not be run away from.

32. You can’t win. You can’t break even. You can’t even quit the game.

35. In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right … something is wrong.

36. Anything that begins well ends badly. Anything that begins badly ends worse.

38. Once a job is fucked up, anything done to improve it will only make it worse.

43. Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.


45. Everyone has a scheme that will not work. Everyone that does not work has a scheme that does.

46. If you keep your head while everyone is losing theirs, then you don’t understand the problem.

49. To err is human – to blame it on somebody else is even more human.
51. If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
That is all for the WTIT Tape Radio Blog on a Thursday. Tomorrow is Weekend! We will return with Dating Profiles of the Week. It could be entertaining. You can really never tell. Just join us if next time nothing better comes up.
Same time. Same blog.