Weekly, WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog scours on-line dating sites to present the most telling lines. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

I like musicians. Is that so you can blow their horn?
You don’t know what you’re missing! I shutter to think.
Get past my looks and concentrate on values and character. As you can well imagine, words cannot do justice to how butt ugly this babe is.
I have an addiction to spinning classes. Do they serve Smirnoff?
Friendships are forever. Not when they catch you with their wives. Trust me on this one.
I am not looking for Mr. Perfect. Then you have the right guy. I wouldn’t even TRY to be perfect. Perfection is so…boring. Screw perfection. (Where did I get that?)
Live life. Whoa! Heavy. But one thought, as opposed to fucking what?
Love yourself first and the rest will flow. Lady, love yourself first and enjoy being alone.
I am a major NASCAR fan and never miss a race. Seriously, I’d rather a stick in the eye. Next!
I love to quad. I have no idea what that means. Is it like a foursome?
I’m either on the beach or on my Harley. One things for certain, we will never meet.
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