Weekly, WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog scours on-line dating sites to present the most telling lines. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
I like Pina Colata’s, getting caught in the rain... You have GOT to be shitting me.
I like musicians. Is that so you can blow their horn?
You don’t know what you’re missing! I shutter to think. Get past my looks and concentrate on values and character. As you can well imagine, words cannot do justice to how butt ugly this babe is.
I have an addiction to spinning classes. Do they serve Smirnoff?
Friendships are forever. Not when they catch you with their wives. Trust me on this one. I am not looking for Mr. Perfect. Then you have the right guy. I wouldn’t even TRY to be perfect. Perfection is so…boring. Screw perfection. (Where did I get that?)
Live life. Whoa! Heavy. But one thought, as opposed to fucking what?
Love yourself first and the rest will flow. Lady, love yourself first and enjoy being alone.
I am a major NASCAR fan and never miss a race. Seriously, I’d rather a stick in the eye. Next!
I love to quad. I have no idea what that means. Is it like a foursome?
I’m either on the beach or on my Harley. One things for certain, we will never meet.
I am a single hardworking classy lady who enjoys conversating, long walks on the beach, enjoy staying home on a rainy day for non-stop sex in the company a gentleman. Let’s have that first date on a rainy day!
This feature is based on Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profiles of the Day. Used with permission. We also apologize to my daughter for stealing the title of her blog, Screw Perfection, for our post title. It just REALLY fit…
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After a radio, nightclub and television career of over 25 years,we still write and perform comedy with essentially the same group of guys that we started with over 50 years ago. We began as WTIT: Tape Radio and have kept the moniker ever since. We did comedy using this "WTIT Tape Radio" station as the backdrop. it is also a journal of a group of friends done in a radio morning show format playing the music of the era. We have every recording. We interviewed our girlfriends before “The Prom” or whatever. We shared growing up, getting married and having kids on WTIT. Later it was stories of divorces, new wives or girlfriends and grandchildren.
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