The WTF Meme:
I’ve come to realize that my last kiss was…when we were out on a date in my Daddy’s car, we hadn’t driven very far there in the road, straight ahead the car was stalled, the engine was dead. I couldn’t stop, so I swerved to the right, never forget the sound that night: The cryin’ tires, the bustin’ glass, and the painful scream that I heard last.
I am listening to… Audioslave’s “Doesn’t Remind Me.”
the talk and walk the walk. Generally speaking. Other times I slip out the bathroom window.
I love…the smell of napalm in the morning.
My best friends…Girl. A great song by the Cars.
My car…is for sale. Got $1500? Then it is yours.
My love life…is for sale. Got $15? Then it is yours.
I hate it when people ask…for the winning Powerball numbers. Why should I share??
I want to…hold your hand.
Marriage is…a wicked mess at the end.
Somewhere, someone is thinking…
that Bush has a clue on this fucking war. God, how wrong can you be?
I’m always…up for wild and crazy sex.
I have a secret crush on…Jill Hennessy. It’s only a secret to her. Everyone I know, knows.
I am not…someone to bring home to mom.
My cell phone…has ghosts. It changes both ring type and loudness on it’s own.
When I wake up in the morning…lift my head, I’m still yawning.
Before I go to bed I…slip into something comfortable.
Right now I am thinking about…
this fucking question. Morons write some of these memes.
Babies (kids) are…for the young in mind and body.
I get on MySpace…to check out the WTIT My Space site and also to check out my son’s band in LA.
Last night I…got a very unusual offer.
Today I…watch football. It’s Sunday, idiot. Jeez…
Tonight I will…
watch the Giants, and then the Patriots tomorrow night.
Tomorrow I will…sell alcohol to keep Massachusetts safe from sobriety.
I really want to…meet a rich widow.
Someone who will most likely repost this…would be as lost as I.
It’s only…rock ‘n roll, but I like it.
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