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WTF: The Meme

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on September 30, 2007
Posted in: sunday stealing. 4 Comments

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Tape Radio Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. Today our meme is ripped off from a woman named Melyssa. The blog is Melyssa-with-a-Y and she did credit the friend that she got tagged by, which is fine, but we never go back to the credit previous thefts anyway. Too much effort, and really who cares? Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. We are just smarter by calling our theft “A Feature”. All meme questions are in bold. A nice touch is that every week some of you rip it off from me. Please continue to do so. Cheers to All of us THIEVES!

The WTF Meme:

I’ve come to realize that my last kiss was…when we were out on a date in my Daddy’s car, we hadn’t driven very far there in the road, straight ahead the car was stalled, the engine was dead. I couldn’t stop, so I swerved to the right, never forget the sound that night: The cryin’ tires, the bustin’ glass, and the painful scream that I heard last.


I am listening to… Audioslave’s “Doesn’t Remind Me.”

I talk…the talk and walk the walk. Generally speaking. Other times I slip out the bathroom window.
I love…the smell of napalm in the morning.

My best friends…Girl. A great song by the Cars.

My car…is for sale. Got $1500? Then it is yours.

My love life…is for sale. Got $15? Then it is yours.

I hate it when people ask…for the winning Powerball numbers. Why should I share??

I want to…hold your hand.

Marriage is…a wicked mess at the end.

Somewhere, someone is thinking…that Bush has a clue on this fucking war. God, how wrong can you be?

I’m always…up for wild and crazy sex.


I have a secret crush on…Jill Hennessy. It’s only a secret to her. Everyone I know, knows.

I am not…someone to bring home to mom.
My cell phone…has ghosts. It changes both ring type and loudness on it’s own.

When I wake up in the morning…lift my head, I’m still yawning.
Before I go to bed I…slip into something comfortable.

Right now I am thinking about…this fucking question. Morons write some of these memes.

Babies (kids) are…for the young in mind and body.

I get on MySpace…to check out the WTIT My Space site and also to check out my son’s band in LA.

Last night I…got a very unusual offer.
Today I…watch football. It’s Sunday, idiot. Jeez…

Tonight I will…watch the Giants, and then the Patriots tomorrow night.

Tomorrow I will…sell alcohol to keep Massachusetts safe from sobriety.

I really want to…meet a rich widow.

Someone who will most likely repost this…would be as lost as I.
It’s only…rock ‘n roll, but I like it.

This was the What The Fuck Meme for our Stealing feature. We hope you lived through it . The WTIT Tape Radio Blog hopes to bring something brilliant for your next time. Better write it down so that you won’t forget. Or not. You never know. Join us. Next time.
Same time. Same blog.

WTF: The Meme

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on September 30, 2007
Posted in: sunday stealing. 4 Comments

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Tape Radio Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. Today our meme is ripped off from a woman named Melyssa. The blog is Melyssa-with-a-Y and she did credit the friend that she got tagged by, which is fine, but we never go back to the credit previous thefts anyway. Too much effort, and really who cares? Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. We are just smarter by calling our theft “A Feature”. All meme questions are in bold. A nice touch is that every week some of you rip it off from me. Please continue to do so. Cheers to All of us THIEVES!

The WTF Meme:

I’ve come to realize that my last kiss was…when we were out on a date in my Daddy’s car, we hadn’t driven very far there in the road, straight ahead the car was stalled, the engine was dead. I couldn’t stop, so I swerved to the right, never forget the sound that night: The cryin’ tires, the bustin’ glass, and the painful scream that I heard last.


I am listening to… Audioslave’s “Doesn’t Remind Me.”

I talk…the talk and walk the walk. Generally speaking. Other times I slip out the bathroom window.
I love…the smell of napalm in the morning.

My best friends…Girl. A great song by the Cars.

My car…is for sale. Got $1500? Then it is yours.

My love life…is for sale. Got $15? Then it is yours.

I hate it when people ask…for the winning Powerball numbers. Why should I share??

I want to…hold your hand.

Marriage is…a wicked mess at the end.

Somewhere, someone is thinking…that Bush has a clue on this fucking war. God, how wrong can you be?

I’m always…up for wild and crazy sex.


I have a secret crush on…Jill Hennessy. It’s only a secret to her. Everyone I know, knows.

I am not…someone to bring home to mom.
My cell phone…has ghosts. It changes both ring type and loudness on it’s own.

When I wake up in the morning…lift my head, I’m still yawning.
Before I go to bed I…slip into something comfortable.

Right now I am thinking about…this fucking question. Morons write some of these memes.

Babies (kids) are…for the young in mind and body.

I get on MySpace…to check out the WTIT My Space site and also to check out my son’s band in LA.

Last night I…got a very unusual offer.
Today I…watch football. It’s Sunday, idiot. Jeez…

Tonight I will…watch the Giants, and then the Patriots tomorrow night.

Tomorrow I will…sell alcohol to keep Massachusetts safe from sobriety.

I really want to…meet a rich widow.

Someone who will most likely repost this…would be as lost as I.
It’s only…rock ‘n roll, but I like it.

This was the What The Fuck Meme for our Stealing feature. We hope you lived through it . The WTIT Tape Radio Blog hopes to bring something brilliant for your next time. Better write it down so that you won’t forget. Or not. You never know. Join us. Next time.
Same time. Same blog.

WTF: The Meme

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on September 30, 2007
Posted in: sunday stealing. 4 Comments

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Tape Radio Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. Today our meme is ripped off from a woman named Melyssa. The blog is Melyssa-with-a-Y and she did credit the friend that she got tagged by, which is fine, but we never go back to the credit previous thefts anyway. Too much effort, and really who cares? Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. We are just smarter by calling our theft “A Feature”. All meme questions are in bold. A nice touch is that every week some of you rip it off from me. Please continue to do so. Cheers to All of us THIEVES!

The WTF Meme:

I’ve come to realize that my last kiss was…when we were out on a date in my Daddy’s car, we hadn’t driven very far there in the road, straight ahead the car was stalled, the engine was dead. I couldn’t stop, so I swerved to the right, never forget the sound that night: The cryin’ tires, the bustin’ glass, and the painful scream that I heard last.


I am listening to… Audioslave’s “Doesn’t Remind Me.”

I talk…the talk and walk the walk. Generally speaking. Other times I slip out the bathroom window.
I love…the smell of napalm in the morning.

My best friends…Girl. A great song by the Cars.

My car…is for sale. Got $1500? Then it is yours.

My love life…is for sale. Got $15? Then it is yours.

I hate it when people ask…for the winning Powerball numbers. Why should I share??

I want to…hold your hand.

Marriage is…a wicked mess at the end.

Somewhere, someone is thinking…that Bush has a clue on this fucking war. God, how wrong can you be?

I’m always…up for wild and crazy sex.


I have a secret crush on…Jill Hennessy. It’s only a secret to her. Everyone I know, knows.

I am not…someone to bring home to mom.
My cell phone…has ghosts. It changes both ring type and loudness on it’s own.

When I wake up in the morning…lift my head, I’m still yawning.
Before I go to bed I…slip into something comfortable.

Right now I am thinking about…this fucking question. Morons write some of these memes.

Babies (kids) are…for the young in mind and body.

I get on MySpace…to check out the WTIT My Space site and also to check out my son’s band in LA.

Last night I…got a very unusual offer.
Today I…watch football. It’s Sunday, idiot. Jeez…

Tonight I will…watch the Giants, and then the Patriots tomorrow night.

Tomorrow I will…sell alcohol to keep Massachusetts safe from sobriety.

I really want to…meet a rich widow.

Someone who will most likely repost this…would be as lost as I.
It’s only…rock ‘n roll, but I like it.

This was the What The Fuck Meme for our Stealing feature. We hope you lived through it . The WTIT Tape Radio Blog hopes to bring something brilliant for your next time. Better write it down so that you won’t forget. Or not. You never know. Join us. Next time.
Same time. Same blog.

Someone Needs a Spanking

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on September 29, 2007
Posted in: Just the Facts. 6 Comments

We hope that you are enjoying your weekend. The WTIT Tape Radio Blog will try to give you a smile. We thought we’d share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the Blogosphere ask us in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from August 27 to September 27, 2007. Some have been edited for clarity. All these question are real. Our comments are not the same as those when we originally responded. Comments on our posts we take seriously. In this feature, sorry everyone, we don’t. Reader’s questions/comments are in bold.

1. One of the reasons my fantasy life is so vivid is that I can’t get myself or Bill into the positions pictured in the Joy of Sex anymore. I think they need a revised version like the Joys of Midlife or Geriatric Sex, if I may be so plainspoken. Know where I can find it? Head east from Pennsylvania, Gale. When you get to I-95 head to Connecticut. At Exit 69 there is this shop called “Adult Toys ‘R Us”. Buy the book, a few DVD’s and whatever else looks like fun. Then, you and Bill share a liter of Don Julio Tequila. You might not be any more flexible, but you will think you are. The next morning will be VERY ugly.

2. Concerts are the best, aren’t they?? At the moment, sex with the hot thing who cleans my apartment is the best. Concerts maybe third, but with a bullet.
3. Do you have all that color in the trees already? No. I just painted those leaves in Photo Shop. I was going to do purple and hot pink, but surprisingly it did not look very real. I am still working on that.

4. Naughty, naughty, naughty!! Someone needs a spanking! Not that this was a question, but I never responded to it. Hon, I am free tonight. Unless Jennifer calls. Then when I answer the door just say “I’m with Mary Kay”.
5. Fly me??? Tonight it looks like I could be busy. How’s Tuesday?
6. Uhm, maybe it’s just me but I seem to sense a certain amount of hostility in most of these answers, yes? It is just you. I don’t give enough thought to any of this to be hostile. Peeved twice, but not hostile.
7. I gotta wonder why we all seemed to pick “romance” as one of our genres?? It is because there is nothing stupider. Think about it. Do you really think guys believe in romance? If you answered yes to that and you are a woman: You haven’t a clue about guys. Now if you answered yes and you are a guy: You are either lying because your woman reads your answers to this fucked up blog or you are in need of serious therapy. Or I could be totally wrong, yet again.
8. Any chance of publishing in a larger font? Just curious? I did make the font a bit larger. Gale, “Can You Read Me Now? Good.”

We hope to have helped you get through your day. We cannot thank you enough for stopping by the WTIT Tape Radio Blog. Next time we will be back with even more lunacy. Check it out. That is, if you dare. We will be right here.
Same time. Same blog.

Someone Needs a Spanking

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on September 29, 2007
Posted in: Just the Facts. 6 Comments

We hope that you are enjoying your weekend. The WTIT Tape Radio Blog will try to give you a smile. We thought we’d share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the Blogosphere ask us in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from August 27 to September 27, 2007. Some have been edited for clarity. All these question are real. Our comments are not the same as those when we originally responded. Comments on our posts we take seriously. In this feature, sorry everyone, we don’t. Reader’s questions/comments are in bold.

1. One of the reasons my fantasy life is so vivid is that I can’t get myself or Bill into the positions pictured in the Joy of Sex anymore. I think they need a revised version like the Joys of Midlife or Geriatric Sex, if I may be so plainspoken. Know where I can find it? Head east from Pennsylvania, Gale. When you get to I-95 head to Connecticut. At Exit 69 there is this shop called “Adult Toys ‘R Us”. Buy the book, a few DVD’s and whatever else looks like fun. Then, you and Bill share a liter of Don Julio Tequila. You might not be any more flexible, but you will think you are. The next morning will be VERY ugly.

2. Concerts are the best, aren’t they?? At the moment, sex with the hot thing who cleans my apartment is the best. Concerts maybe third, but with a bullet.
3. Do you have all that color in the trees already? No. I just painted those leaves in Photo Shop. I was going to do purple and hot pink, but surprisingly it did not look very real. I am still working on that.
4. Naughty, naughty, naughty!! Someone needs a spanking! Not that this was a question, but I never responded to it. Hon, I am free tonight. Unless Jennifer calls. Then when I answer the door just say “I’m with Mary Kay”.
5. Fly me??? Tonight it looks like I could be busy. How’s Tuesday?
6. Uhm, maybe it’s just me but I seem to sense a certain amount of hostility in most of these answers, yes? It is just you. I don’t give enough thought to any of this to be hostile. Peeved twice, but not hostile.
7. I gotta wonder why we all seemed to pick “romance” as one of our genres?? It is because there is nothing stupider. Think about it. Do you really think guys believe in romance? If you answered yes to that and you are a woman: You haven’t a clue about guys. Now if you answered yes and you are a guy: You are either lying because your woman reads your answers to this fucked up blog or you are in need of serious therapy. Or I could be totally wrong, yet again.
8. Any chance of publishing in a larger font? Just curious? I did make the font a bit larger. Gale, “Can You Read Me Now? Good.”
We hope to have helped you get through your day. We cannot thank you enough for stopping by the WTIT Tape Radio Blog. Next time we will be back with even more lunacy. Check it out. That is, if you dare. We will be right here.
Same time. Same blog.

Someone Needs a Spanking

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on September 29, 2007
Posted in: Just the Facts. 7 Comments

We hope that you are enjoying your weekend. The WTIT Tape Radio Blog will try to give you a smile. We thought we’d share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the Blogosphere ask us in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from August 27 to September 27, 2007. Some have been edited for clarity. All these question are real. Our comments are not the same as those when we originally responded. Comments on our posts we take seriously. In this feature, sorry everyone, we don’t. Reader’s questions/comments are in bold.

1. One of the reasons my fantasy life is so vivid is that I can’t get myself or Bill into the positions pictured in the Joy of Sex anymore. I think they need a revised version like the Joys of Midlife or Geriatric Sex, if I may be so plainspoken. Know where I can find it? Head east from Pennsylvania, Gale. When you get to I-95 head to Connecticut. At Exit 69 there is this shop called “Adult Toys ‘R Us”. Buy the book, a few DVD’s and whatever else looks like fun. Then, you and Bill share a liter of Don Julio Tequila. You might not be any more flexible, but you will think you are. The next morning will be VERY ugly.

2. Concerts are the best, aren’t they?? At the moment, sex with the hot thing who cleans my apartment is the best. Concerts maybe third, but with a bullet.
3. Do you have all that color in the trees already? No. I just painted those leaves in Photo Shop. I was going to do purple and hot pink, but surprisingly it did not look very real. I am still working on that.

4. Naughty, naughty, naughty!! Someone needs a spanking! Not that this was a question, but I never responded to it. Hon, I am free tonight. Unless Jennifer calls. Then when I answer the door just say “I’m with Mary Kay”.
5. Fly me??? Tonight it looks like I could be busy. How’s Tuesday?
6. Uhm, maybe it’s just me but I seem to sense a certain amount of hostility in most of these answers, yes? It is just you. I don’t give enough thought to any of this to be hostile. Peeved twice, but not hostile.
7. I gotta wonder why we all seemed to pick “romance” as one of our genres?? It is because there is nothing stupider. Think about it. Do you really think guys believe in romance? If you answered yes to that and you are a woman: You haven’t a clue about guys. Now if you answered yes and you are a guy: You are either lying because your woman reads your answers to this fucked up blog or you are in need of serious therapy. Or I could be totally wrong, yet again.
8. Any chance of publishing in a larger font? Just curious? I did make the font a bit larger. Gale, “Can You Read Me Now? Good.”

We hope to have helped you get through your day. We cannot thank you enough for stopping by the WTIT Tape Radio Blog. Next time we will be back with even more lunacy. Check it out. That is, if you dare. We will be right here.
Same time. Same blog.

Screw Perfection

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on September 28, 2007
Posted in: Dating Profiles. Leave a comment

Weekly, WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog scours on-line dating sites to present the most telling lines. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

I like Pina Colata’s, getting caught in the rain... You have GOT to be shitting me.

I like musicians. Is that so you can blow their horn?

You don’t know what you’re missing! I shutter to think.

Get past my looks and concentrate on values and character. As you can well imagine, words cannot do justice to how butt ugly this babe is.

I have an addiction to spinning classes. Do they serve Smirnoff?

Friendships are forever. Not when they catch you with their wives. Trust me on this one.

I am not looking for Mr. Perfect. Then you have the right guy. I wouldn’t even TRY to be perfect. Perfection is so…boring. Screw perfection. (Where did I get that?)

Live life. Whoa! Heavy. But one thought, as opposed to fucking what?

Love yourself first and the rest will flow. Lady, love yourself first and enjoy being alone.

I am a major NASCAR fan and never miss a race. Seriously, I’d rather a stick in the eye. Next!

I love to quad. I have no idea what that means. Is it like a foursome?

I’m either on the beach or on my Harley. One things for certain, we will never meet.

I am a single hardworking classy lady who enjoys conversating, long walks on the beach, enjoy staying home on a rainy day for non-stop sex in the company a gentleman. Let’s have that first date on a rainy day!

This feature is based on Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profiles of the Day. Used with permission. We also apologize to my daughter for stealing the title of her blog, Screw Perfection, for our post title. It just REALLY fit…

Thank you for dropping by the WTIT Tape Radio Blog today. We will be back next time with something, we are sure. It might be just what you’ve prayed for! Check that, no deity would know anything about this blog. Meanwhile I’ll go have a Smirnoff on the rocks, perhaps. Join us again.
Same time. Same blog.