On Fridays, WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog scours on-line dating sites to present the most telling lines. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
In dog years, I’m dead. Roll over, then get the fuck outta here.
I’m not looking for much. I just want a guy who wants to be with me. So sorry, but that IS asking TOO much.
Good things come to those who wait. Great. I’ll be sitting in the WTIT Studio, waiting.
I have two cats and two frogs. By the time you update this, you will probably just have cats.
I am the funniest girl that you don’t know yet. Not so much, really.
MeMeMe wants it to be about UsUsUs. YouYouYou are a whack job.
Just looking to meet new people. Wow. What insight! Who would use a dating site to meet people they already know?
Down to earth girl looking for the same. Ever think of trying, say, a gay website?
I will like a nice guy. You serious? Everyone in line to meet you look like stinkers.
Hottie looking for fun in this lame town. Let me guess, You are not part of the city’s marketing department.
Are you out there? Not as far out there as you.
Love me, love my kids. Good luck with this approach. Guys are now running away from you like the running of the bulls.