We hope that you enjoyed your weekend. The WTIT Tape Radio Blog will try to give you a smile on a Suck-o Monday. We thought we’d share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the Blogosphere ask in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from June 16 to July 29, 2007. Some have been edited for clarity. All these question are real. Reader’s comments are in bold.
Do you EVER run out of funny stuff in that brain of yours Bud? Not since I bought these great ear plugs. They prevent jokes leaking out my ears.
So who is this Lola? Is this a real blogger or someone that lives in your head? Even if I tried REALLY hard I don’t think I could fake Lola even once. That’s why when she doesn’t post I generally take an old meme of hers and write the answers all over again. HOW CAN Michael Vick not know who the Queen of Meme’s is???? I’m thinking he doesn’t read enough. Confusing her with Mimi Phoenix. The horror! I did make up Ms. Phoenix BTW.
According to a recent study 83% of women say that marriage is no longer necessary while only 70% of men concurred. Does it strike you as odd that men want to be married more than women? No. A guy figures that his wife can work 40 hours, cook seven nights a week, do his laundry, keep the house spotless and still want sex all the time. His contribution? Emptying the garbage and doing the dishes on special occasions.
Forgive me if this is a question that is answered elsewhere, but have you ever been married? Why are you so against it? Just curious… I have been divorced more than once. Most of my jive against marriage is shtick. Although my main thinking is how fucking expensive divorce is. If you are not having children, I just don’t see the upside. But, what the hell do I know?
Also wanted to say I was sorry to read about the way things turned out between you and Mimi. You’re both awesome. Hang in there. I think we both appreciated all the support you folks have given. It was weird to break up and have so much written about it. I honestly think that our friendship will survive.
I love the whole cardboard guy idea. Did he really look like the picture? What’s the deal with his eyes? Johnnie Walker and I took a cardboard replica of the Cosmic Commando since he was supposed to come on the golfing vacation we did in Sanibel Island. And no, Cos does not have that guy’s body. The eyes on the cardboard (it was actually cardboard to keep your car cool by being placed in the wind shield) were closed, so we use white stamps to make then open.
Sounds like Cos had a wonderful time but I must ask – a) did the golf lesson do him any good and b) did he ever pay for it? He being a cardboard man he could certainly have used Monopoly money or the like, right?? I’m not sure the lesson did him any good. But the stories of women molesting him perked him up when we got home and told him.
There’s going to be a new X Files movie?!? Woo hoo hoo! I’m doing a happy dance now. Well, there is now a script. I am not sure if Duchovny has approved the story line yet.
In looking it over, though, it seems that the main thing it’s touting is penis size and/or erection duration. I take it there’s a big market for that sort of thing?!? Something you men aren’t telling us? I do not get it. It is like all those phony lottery notifications. Who believes that? Somebody must because they keep coming.
PLEASE tell me you were not really wearing that thong thing Bud… PLEASE! Relax. As great of shape I am in, that would be very UGLY.
Didn’t want to miss this post, Bud. Does Lola ever read your replies? Would you have any way of knowing? We don’t pay for the services that would tell us those sorts of things. That’s mostly because I am not a writer who wants to be published. I just like to have a good laugh and share it. So, whether she reads it, I’m guessing not. It just pisses her off what I do to her meme. We attempted some communication in the beginning, but Lola made it clear that I should go away.
Hi Bud!Lola hates almost everything can means – Lola loves almost everything.I think Lola understand more than she shows and you think.( Be careful.) I am always careful and I’d be lying if I said I understood your point.
Just so many prime candidates out there to meet and date isn’t there? There seems to be normal people with normal profiles on the dating sites I use for the bit on Fridays. They just aren’t funny.
I never go to a liquor store. I guess I don’t need nips during the day? Am I missing out on something here? Just kidding. You must get sick of all the alcoholics talking to you about the weather… Honestly, when I am waiting in a liquor store there is plenty for me to do. I never converse with patrons. Not that it would be wrong, but it just doesn’t usually happen.
We thought we’d try this today because most folks only read comments when they themselves write one. This was a sampling of both the silly questions and serious ones that we receive at The WTIT Tape Radio Blog. Tomorrow we usually run our answers to “The Comeback Challenge” but since there isn’t one this week we will come up with something. Join us then.
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