Normally on Fridays, WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog scours on-line dating sites to present the most telling lines. This week it is Thursday because we do our WTIT Blog Monthly Recap on the first of each month and June 1st is tomorrow. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!
My goal in life is to figure out what unique gift I have to give to the world and to do it excellently. My goal in life is to hit the NEXT button quickly.
I’ll try anything once (except exotic meats, or any meat for that matter as I am a vegetarian). Shit. When she said she would “try anything” I immediately thought: Would she share a steak with me?
Nobody is perfect but I would love to meet a guy who is consciously trying to be his best self and has high personal standards for his own integrity. So I gotta fake that sincerity and integrity thang. I can do that.
If you’re here to add to your list of women, please leave me out!! Why? It is a very respectable list.
im a very free person at heart. no plan in life, i love to live in the moment. if you think you would like this in a women. hit me up. I was just saying the other day that I’d like to meet a woman with no plan in life and wanted to get hit. Then I changed my mind. Sorry.
I love me unconditionally and have spent a lifetime striving to become this unique individual. And yet, you are alone. Go figure.
Perhaps my search never has to begin for I am trusting that the gentleman shall touch my heart at that moment we shall both agree that life requires each other. What the fuck? We should offer a prize to anyone who has a clue as to what she just wrote actually means.