Every week the WTIT Tape Radio Blog posts the answers that we have submitted to Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profile of the Day’s weekly contest called “The Comeback Challenge.” While similar to our “Dating Profiles of the Week”, this is much harder. Being able to select the profile is SO much easier. The contest is a lot of fun. (And since we don’t technically enter, we can’t win. No pressure.) Every Saturday, Mimi posts the profiles and contestants have until midnight on Monday to email her their responses. Spelling and grammar errors are from the profile’s original on-line post. The profile statements are in bold.
1.“Extremely ugly social moron wants a wife” There’s something to be said about too much “truth in advertising.”
2. Hello out there well I guess your lonely and bored and poking at the computer to see what will squirm. Hello back at you. I am guessing that you are a moron who never wants to date again.
3. I’m half a party in a one dog town. No guy, it is “half a brain” that you’ve got. So that dog just might be your only shot.
4. Ettiquette and manors are part of my sole. The fish you eat should be proud.5. An interesting habit that I have is sensitivity. Sensitivity can neither be interesting nor a habit. Good luck with this approach.
6. I’VE RAISED MY TWO SONS AND THEIR ON THEIR FEET NOW, ITS TIME FOR ME TO MOVE ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS IN MY LIFE. Yep, once a toddler can walk, a dad’s job is done. Your son’s must be proud that dad wants to move on to better things than his own kids.
8. I’m a cross country tuck driver. Sorry, no one will give a tuck.
9. I AM LOOKING 4 A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP. OR A SUGAR MOMMA. YOU KNOW WHICH EVER…. So, let’s get this right. You are available for any woman at anytime for anything. Most women I’ve met are hoping to meet an idiot like you.
10. My favorite meal is “next window please.” I would imagine a lot of windows close when they see you coming.
Tie-Breaker: First i must say that i am god fearing. if you are then of course the sky is the limit. if you aren’t then the limit is the sky.well anyway, i am a down to earth guy. A good first date for you is picking out your headstones. C’mon, admit it.
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Numbers 8 and 10 had me rolling on the floor. I just love your answers to these idiots. Are these guys the same guys you see on Jerry Springer? Must be!!! Keep them coming Bud.
I think, Sandee, that they all live in ajoining trailors.
It is spooky.