2. Age: 255.
3. Single or Taken: Single AND very taken.
4. Favourite Movie:
From 7th grade health class: “VD: This Could Happen to you”.
5. Favourite Song or Album: Climb Every Ocean.
6. Favourite Band/Artist: Beatles.
7. Dirty or Clean: Dirty of Mind, Clean of Body.
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: The tattoo says: Beware of Lola.
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ? This took a while to understand. “LJ” is the name of this idiot’s blog server. So my answer is: We don’t know each other within or without LJ. (Sorry, George.)
10. What’s your philosophy on life?
The blogosphere is real. Everything els
e I’ve made up.
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? The bottle is empty. That bottle of Smirnoff gave its live to save mine.
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Dude, I’ve never even heard of you before this meme. I don’t even know what your best interest would be. So yes, I would keep a secret from you.
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
Are you shitting me? Even if I had read your blog before this insightful meme, there still would be no “us”. Give a guy a meme and he has one post. Teach a guy to meme and he has to write his own fucking post.
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure? Gongaling.
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: Yesterday I introduced my girlfriend to one of my exwives. She can’t wait to meet the rest.
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the ‘world peace etc’ malarky) – what are they? Malarky? World peace is now malarky? I gotta tell Mimi. She’ll come up with a wonderful “Malarky Globes”.
17. Can we get together and make a cake? Dude, this is such a gay question.
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
Rakistan. Thank you so lots of much.
19. What is your big weakness? Doing incredibly stupid memes, obviously.
20. Do you think I’m a good person? I gotta base this on one fucking meme? Let me put this succinctly: You’ve written maybe the stupidest meme of all time. I’ll go with “moron” here.
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school? Sex Ed classes.
22. Describe your accent. Rakistanian.
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
I’d teach you to write memes that didn’t bring every question back about you. You seem to think it has to be “all about you”. You are either the most insecure meme author ever, or the most insecure person ever. You pick.
24. What do you wear to sleep? My Elvis thong.
25. Trousers or skirts? Trousers. I don’t have the legs for skirts.
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Why would you spend it with me? If Lola needs a guest “memer” I will recommend you. Here’s a thought: Spend it with those you love. Oops, sorry. Or at least people you know.
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? Dude, I am begging you, stop writing memes. Get some of your serious mental health issues taken care of… Oh, I and I never “repost” on a first meme.
Mimi and I had a great time celebrating Lindsay’s first birthday yesterday. Representatives from blogs around the world were there. They all pushed me out of the way and said, “So you are Queen Mimi. I am honored and thrilled to meet you, your majesty. I am but your humble servant. Would you bless my child?”. We will give you the “lowdown” of the party tomorrow or Wednesday! The WTIT Tape Radio Blog will be back tomorrow.
Same time. Same blog. Less Tom.