First a programing note. If you enjoyed yesterday’s post “The Ball” it now has a postscript as to how my son’s 30th birthday went. We now return you to our regularly scheduled post.
On Fridays, WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog scours on-line dating sites to present the most telling lines. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
I love running with scissors. If you want a real wild woman, I am your gal! Tempting, but no thanks.
I want a football watcher but not lover. Lady, you don’t make any sense at all. Does this mean you just want someone to share chicken wings with?
I want someone to talk to and someone who can listen too. Someone who will let you talk, and actually has to listen to you, too? You don’t need a date, you need a pet.
I am seeking a real relationship and possibly more. Can’t anyone make sense today? Lady, good luck with that “more” part.
I am one of the few woman who you can meet who loves to mow. Do you need a date or are you just advertising for yard work?