WTIT: The Blog

I need a man who respects my wishes to be alone. OK, I’ll give. You are on a dating site, why?

The photos are actually me. And stupid me thought they were pics of your pets.

Want to play with a panther? Not a chance. Get your fucking claws away from me.

I love running with scissors. If you want a real wild woman, I am your gal! Tempting, but no thanks.

I want a football watcher but not lover. Lady, you don’t make any sense at all. Does this mean you just want someone to share chicken wings with?

Must love dogs. You gotta be shiting me. You give us a fucking movie title? Next!

I want someone to talk to and someone who can listen too. Someone who will let you talk, and actually has to listen to you, too? You don’t need a date, you need a pet.

I am seeking a real relationship and possibly more. Can’t anyone make sense today? Lady, good luck with that “more” part.

The most important thing is God. Without Him we are nothing. You must agree to this. The only thing I’d agree to is to testify in court that you are nuts.

I am really into playing sports. I do not like playing games. Does this mean you just practice with the team, but skip the big game on Sunday?

I am one of the few woman who you can meet who loves to mow. Do you need a date or are you just advertising for yard work?

My man must make my heart skip a beet. Hold the veggies. Got it.

If you can’t handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. Clever. And I’d be honored to stay out of your kitchen.