Normally on Fridays, WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog scours on-line dating sites to present the most telling lines. This week it is Thursday because we do our WTIT Blog Monthly Recap on the first of each month and June 1st is tomorrow. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

I am going to be frank with you. I am a very sexy woman and I am not affraid to speak my mind and to do what I please. I think you need some self-esteem classes. You gotta build up your confidence.

My goal in life is to figure out what unique gift I have to give to the world and to do it excellently. My goal in life is to hit the NEXT button quickly.

I’ll try anything once (except exotic meats, or any meat for that matter as I am a vegetarian). Shit. When she said she would “try anything” I immediately thought: Would she share a steak with me?

Nobody is perfect but I would love to meet a guy who is consciously trying to be his best self and has high personal standards for his own integrity. So I gotta fake that sincerity and integrity thang. I can do that.

Happy Happy, Joy Joy. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Your turn.

I do love my Maryland Terrapin Basketball. ACC rocks! Forget it. UConn Basketball and it is The Big East that really rocks!

I’m a HUGE COLTS fan!!! Everyone says to get ready for a Superbowl party in Indiana but who knows. I know. It is time to update your fucking profile.

My father taught geography and I seem to come by it naturally so its one of my main interests. That’ll come in handy while we’re at a restaurant and I need to find the men’s room.

If you’re here to add to your list of women, please leave me out!! Why? It is a very respectable list.

im a very free person at heart. no plan in life, i love to live in the moment. if you think you would like this in a women. hit me up. I was just saying the other day that I’d like to meet a woman with no plan in life and wanted to get hit. Then I changed my mind. Sorry.

I love me unconditionally and have spent a lifetime striving to become this unique individual. And yet, you are alone. Go figure.

Perhaps my search never has to begin for I am trusting that the gentleman shall touch my heart at that moment we shall both agree that life requires each other. What the fuck? We should offer a prize to anyone who has a clue as to what she just wrote actually means.

Once again we have proved that life is stranger than fiction. No animals were harmed in the preparation or execution of this blog. The WTIT Tape Radio Blog will return tomorrow with that monthly recap that we promised. That is that for May 2007. Till then.

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