On Fridays, WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog scours on-line dating sites to present the most telling lines. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
Looking to meet someone who is not complicated. Simple and to the point. Fine, I can do that. Take off your clothes.
I am looking for a “Best Friend”, my “Partner in Crime” the “Love of my Life” and “Soul Mate” to share my life with… So, you are looking for three guys and a dog. I’ll get back to you once I decided which to apply for.
The reality is that I want the “perfect” man and will never settle until I find him. Then you will never settle. Good luck with that.
I choose to have a positive outlook on life, and I look only for the lessons yet to be learned from my personal experiences. On-line dating will rob you of your positive outlook and BOY will there “be lessons yet to be learned”!
You Only Live Once. Wow. Such insight. Are you always this deep?
I am looking for someone who can get past my size and appreciate the person that I am. Just don’t go near the ocean. You might get harpooned.
My friends are all married! How did that happen? Trust me, it wasn’t on this dating site.