Mimi: The last time you had a brainstorm you thought up this American Idol project and I’ve gotta tell you. It wasn’t such a hot….er…..Ok,
Bud: Mims, tell me what you were thinking.
Bud: You smelled snow…
Bud: Mimi, you and I both know you cannot predict the weather by sniffing air. It did not snow.
Mimi: It DID snow, Bud. You just weren’t watching. You missed the whole thing!
Bud: I wish I’d missed the show tonight.
Mimi: What show?
Bud: American Idol, Mimi.
Mimi: I kind of liked the middle-aged chicken lady with the feather hat and flashy underwear.
Bud: That was big bird.
Mimi: Katie Bernard. She turned out to be what, 50?
Bud: Do you realize more AI stars came from Birmingham Alabama than anywhere else?
Mimi: It did not show tonight. No Bo. No Taylor. No Rueben. We did have Jessica sing “Unchained Melody”
Bud: How can you have no idea that you’ve picked the hardest song and you suck?
Mimi: Now Bud. Well it was more of a “Untamed Melody.”
Bud: What I honestly thought was the best part?
Bud: The promos for “House”. I thought Ryan hovered around the losers like a tabloid reporter.
Mimi: Waiting for the train wreck.
Mimi: How about the women with the long, long hair? Cousin Itt?
Bud: Must have been while I went to the medicine cabinet for the Valium. Lakeya might have been this years William Hung. It was painful.
Mimi: Where did Paula go?
Bud: With that guy from season three?
Mimi: I just wished we left with her. How about Brandy singing “Like a Virgin” and then exploding?
Bud: Truly awful. Admit it, Mims. We’re doomed. There is no show here. There is no talent.
There is no Bud and Mimi article. We’ve lost our credibility.
Mimi: We never had any credibility, Bud. Bud! It’s the phone.
Bud: Got it. Hi this is Bud. I see. OK. Fine. Goodbye. Mimi, it’s canceled.
Mimi: Not American Idol? After five years?
Bud: No, Mimi. Our review. After three episodes.
Mimi: Oh. That’s better then.