Bud: Good evening, may I call you just “dick” or Mr. Dictator-for-life?
Saddam: You American pig. It does not matter what you say or do. You are interviewing a wrongly convicted man.
Bud: Do you deny execution of 148 Shiite men and boys in 1982?
Saddam: Of course not. Everybody knows that I did it. Like OJ, but worse. I deny that you have any authority over me.
Bud: Me? I never claimed that.
Saddam: You or your president, “Little Bush” as his wife and I both call him. My only regret was that I didn’t invade Texas and do in that short slime bucket as my aids advised me.
Bud: You had a plan to invade the United States?
Saddam: No you American fool. Just Texas. Crawford Texas. As we say in Iraq, “wham-bam thank-you ma’am.” In and out. We were going to just beat the shit out of him. Then run away very quickly. Brilliant, no?
Bud: Not really. For even a moronic man as you. Since they can only hang you once, can you tell us how many people that you actually killed?
Bud: Why’s that?
Saddam: How many stars are in the sky? How many grains of sand on Sound View beach?
Bud: I am not sure I’m following the way your are drifting…
Saddam: Lots you damn idiot. Really, really lots!! My only regret is leaving anyone alive!
Bud: How can even a former leader say that?
Saddam: You’ve been to Iraq. Who would you save?
Bud: The people are great. It is the leaders, religious and otherwise, that are nuts. Have you requested your last meal yet?
Saddam: Green eggs and ham as you American pigs say.
Bud: Dr. Seuss, the best we get here is Dr. Fucking Seuss?
Saddam: Hey you are the American pig author of this fucking blog. You should either stop blogging at all or get some better writers.
Bud: It has been anything but great “hanging out” with you. You are the most evil scumbag I have ever read about, let alone met.
Saddam: That’s nice of you to say. After meeting you the hanging part will be no sweat.
Bud: And that’s the way it isn’t. December 29th, 2006. I’m Bud Weiser for WTIT News.
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