WTIT: The Blog

Welcome to WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog’s final post of 2006. While I am sure the blogosphere will be filled with blogs explaining how terrific their blog was this year, we will spare you that. While the WTIT Blog has had its moments, we will leave it up to you to decide whether we have done anything terrific. We have made so many new friends this year, and that to us is the “terrific” part.

It is our New Year’s Eve version of our “Dating Profiles of the Week”! For our “Dating Profiles of the Week” we scour the internet dating sites for just the best profiles. Spelling and grammar errors are from the contestant’s original on-line post. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

If I see you for the first time and i don’t feel you, I definitly will not be feeling you later. Great. Nothing like a little grope to start things off.

I’m the type of person that focuses more on what other people need than what i want to do, so I’ll try pretty much anything. Where did i put that duct tape?

I don’t consider myself good, but i try anyway. I’m running out of things to say. You lie. After admitting that you are a slug, not much more is necessary.

I do have one child, my son, who is on the way. On the way to where?

I am so not prepared for this right now. So, we agree on something.

After singing Opera for years I have decided to become a nurse practitioner. I’d be lying if I said I understood this statement. But good luck with that.

I am a very lovable person who just seems to always find the wrong man. Wow! Here’s your chance to meet yet another wrong man.

Having grown up with firefighters, so I of course, love the classic Yahtzee. No fire fighting, but just a roll of the dice. But thank you. In a week where nobody made ANY sense, you made the least!

I’m “one of the girls” with a major manly side. Kind of like a reversed metrosexual! You have watched WAY too much of “Sex in the City”.

Want to hike the Inca trail to Machu Picchu? Or we can just watch it on TV. Since I haven’t a clue about Inca trails, let’s try the TV.

You don’t have to have a whole lot of educated to be smart! In your case it might help.

I prefer cartoons over reality shows. I prefer people who like to watch ANYTHING else but your two choices.

Does Prince Charming still exist?? No. Deal with it. Send me a check for $50 for this therapy session.

This feature is based on Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profiles of the Day. Used with permission.

That is is for this Sunday and for that matter, this year. I wish you and your family a safe and happy New Year. Have a blast and party hearty tonight. But please don’t drink and drive. We at the WTIT Tape Radio Blog would love to have you around for another year. Besides from what I’ve heard, being in jail bites the BIG one. Happy New Year 2007, and a huge THANK YOU for visiting our rather twisted blog in 2006. After a romantic evening with my special lady of the blog, we will return tomorrow with our monthly recap of the WTIT Blog’s stupidity. Same time. Same blog. Different year. Cheers!