It is our New Year’s Eve version of our “Dating Profiles of the Week”! For our “Dating Profiles of the Week” we scour the internet dating sites for just the best profiles. Spelling and grammar errors are from the contestant’s original on-line post. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
If I see you for the first time and i don’t feel you, I definitly will not be feeling you later. Great. Nothing like a little grope to start things off.
I’m the type of person that focuses more on what other people need than what i want to do, so I’ll try pretty much anything. Where did i put that duct tape?
I don’t consider myself good, but i try anyway. I’m running out of things to say. You lie. After admitting that you are a slug, not much more is necessary.
I do have one child, my son, who is on the way. On the way to where?
I am so not prepared for this right now. So, we agree on something.
After singing Opera for years I have decided to become a nurse practitioner. I’d be lying if I said I understood this statement. But good luck with that.
I am a very lovable person who just seems to always find the wrong man. Wow! Here’s your chance to meet yet another wrong man.
Having grown up with firefighters, so I of course, love the classic Yahtzee. No fire fighting, but just a roll of the dice. But thank you. In a week where nobody made ANY sense, you made the least!
I’m “one of the girls” with a major manly side. Kind of like a reversed metrosexual! You have watched WAY too much of “Sex in the City”.
Want to hike the Inca trail to Machu Picchu? Or we can just watch it on TV. Since I haven’t a clue about Inca trails, let’s try the TV.
You don’t have to have a whole lot of educated to be smart! In your case it might help.
I prefer cartoons over reality shows. I prefer people who like to watch ANYTHING else but your two choices.
Does Prince Charming still exist?? No. Deal with it. Send me a check for $50 for this therapy session.
That is is for this Sunday and for that matter, this year. I wish you and your family a safe and happy New Year. Have a blast and party hearty tonight. But please don’t drink and drive. We at the WTIT Tape Radio Blog would love to have you around for another year. Besides from what I’ve heard, being in jail bites the BIG one. Happy New Year 2007, and a huge THANK YOU for visiting our rather twisted blog in 2006. After a romantic evening with my special lady of the blog, we will return tomorrow with our monthly recap of the WTIT Blog’s stupidity. Same time. Same blog. Different year. Cheers!
Haha! Funny comebacks, as usual. I liked the 4th one most.
Happy New Year to you and your family, Bud.
Thanks, Lizza!
Have a great holiday!
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Happy New Year to you and yours from Duisburg, Germany! Have a blast – wishing all the best for you in 2007!
Happy New Year as well, Sanni!
Hope you and your family have a terrific year!
The one about if she’s not feeling you the first time, she won’t feel it repeated times–that sounds more like a man’s point of view than a woman. I think people can improve upon acquaintance. But maybe that’s just me. Great post! Happy New Year. I hope it was very special…just like you and your special lady of the blogosphere.
Happy New Year, Bud! This is a very funny post. I have enjoyed getting to know your wacky humor this year via the antics of WTIT’s DJ (and company). Looking forward to more kooky comedy.
Thanks Mims! To you as well. It’s has been fun getting to know you and your blogs as well.
Happy New Year!
Bud
Gail-
I think she meant if there wasn’t chemistry at first there would not be. She is correct, but what a way to express it!