WTIT: The Blog

What is it about celebrities that they feel they can do what they want and face no consequences? I don’t know much about Denise Richards. The first time I ever heard of her was when she and Charlie Sheen were having their marital problems. Naturally, knowing Sheen’s reputation, I just figured he was the jerk and she would be well rid of him. But, not so fast.

Thursday Denise was shooting a new movie “Blonde & Blonder” with Pamela Anderson in Vancouver and got pissed off at a couple of photographers. Somehow she got a hold of their laptops. She proceeded to go upstairs and throw the computers off a balcony. She had not thought this move through. She didn’t bother to notice a bunch of seniors were walking below. She hit both a 90 and an 81 year-old woman. The ladies did not press charges. That was only because they both died. Their families said, “Accidents will happen and we are big Denise Richards fans.” While the movie company did reimburse the photographers over $13,000 for the loss of their computers, they told the families of the dead grandmothers, “Shit happens. Besides they were goddamn old fuckers anyway. Here’s ten bucks each for the two or three days they lost.”

Charlie Sheen came immediately to Ms. Richards’ aid. According to Denise, Sheen was only there to ask if she and Pamela wanted to do a threesome. Denise said while she was hesitant at first, she thought, “Well it has been a fairly crazy day anyway. It might relieve some stress. Pam—you up for it?” Pamela Anderson noting that it had been at least two hours since she had sex, “Yes. But let it be our secret.” After, Charlie Sheen’s only comment was that he was late to pick up Ginger Lynn and that he’d be sure to let reporters know which lady was better at a future date.

(Editor’s Note: This story was essentially true until this moron Bud from WTIT killed off the old ladies. Everything from that point on was the working of his deranged mind. Do yourself a favor and hit the “Next Blog” button quickly. No telling if reading Bud’s stuff could be harmful to either your mental or physical health and well being.)