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NaBloPoMo: 30 Posts in 30 Days

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 30, 2006
Posted in: monthly recap. 11 Comments

It is here at last. November 30th. It is the last day of NaBloPoMo or as they say it in Hartford, “National Blog Posting Month.” All we needed to do was post an original blog every day for thirty days. We made it!!! It was a bit harder than I expected. The WTIT Tape Radio Blog has been posting daily for a long time now. However, we do occasional repeats and if we miss a day—who cares? I’ve stated often that doing a humor blog is a bit different then say, blogging about your pregnancy. (But I will concede actually having the baby is more difficult than say, writing a humor blog.) The important thing is that I used no repeats and did not miss a day of November. Probably my long time readers barely noticed the difference.

Let’s recap the month. Here is what motivated me writing the WTIT Blog:

NOVEMBER:
1. “The Last Time”. We had a meme left from our “Saturday 8” meme.
“when was the last time you bought something for someone else, and what was it? I bought a hooker for my cousin Vito, who was getting married. Unfortunately, I sent her a week late. It was not in good taste, I found out, to send a prostitute to somebody’s wedding night.”
2. “Waiting to Complain”. We lasted a whole day before complaining about NaBloPoMo!
“John Kerry has gotta shut up and go away. You lost. We voted for you. But now you are like that guy who shows up at the party and doesn’t know when to leave. “Dude, can you go so my wife and can get to bed?” He answers, “Do you have the fixings for deli sandwiches?” (True story).”

3. “You Say It’s Your Birthday” It was my birthday. We did a meme:
“what was your best birthday? why? The year my girlfriend brought home a beautiful girlfriend to help us celebrate. what was your worst birthday? why? The next year when she announced that was leaving me for her beautiful girlfriend.”
4. “When Laura Became Lola” A Saturday for the Saturday 8 meme.
“The world might end without a decent post on this blog. Oh, wait. If that were true we already would all be dead.”
5. “Top 10 Reasons United Artists Hired Tom Cruise”
“Mel Gibson was in rehab.”
6. “Which Paris Hilton factoid Surprises You (Most)?
“Her parents didn’t mind the X Rated video because it “launched” her. (Now if we figure how to crash that rocket, we will have something.)”
7. “Dona Nobis Pacem” Mimi Lenox’s INCREDIBLE Peace Globe Day.
“I have never met Mimi…through her writing and passion I feel both a kindred spirit and respect for her. I wrote her recently that this may be the most important thing that she, and through her we, ever did.”
8. “The Next Day”
“Britney Spears is getting divorced. I should have seen THAT coming.”
9. “What is WTIT and Why Do You Do This” Bazza asked. We answered.
“Click on “Listen to WTIT Comedy”. Although, to be honest, I wouldn’t recommend you do that. We are not all that good.”
10. “Bud’s Law: Law 19”
Always borrow from pessimists. They will never expect it back.
11. “Hodgepodge” A Saturday 8 meme.
“do you have any leftover hallowe’en candy in your abode right now? Why, are you hungry?”
12. “With Apologies to Miss Lenox” Our first “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
“Click On Me …” And then beat me, whip me and make me feel cheap.
13. “Accidents Happen” Denise Richards tosses laptops.
“She hit both a 90 and an 81 year-old woman. The ladies did not press charges. That was only because they both died.”
14. “Top 10 Reasons I Posted Late Today”
“I did not find any Smirnoff until 6:30.”
15. “I Fought the Bug and the Bug Won”.
“This is one the few bad times to live alone. I can’t ask: “Honey can you go the store for me?”
16. “You Have the Right to Remain Silent”
“Cop: “Did you steal the intellectual property of one said Gale Martin to write your blog today?”Bud: “Sure. But I credited her.”Cop: “If you robbed a bank, would you think an IOU would help?”Bud: “Not exactly…”
17. “Pushing the Envelope.”
“ He thought the whole thing involved with Debbie0415 was, his words, “Brilliant.” That is because he didn’t get this letter from her attorney. I received it today, certified mail.”
18. “Morbidity” A Saturday 8 meme.
“God am I glad I am not one of your kids. You want a tomb, perhaps something in a used pyramid. Trust me, the kids won’t be coming around to “chat” to a fucking wall.”
19. “Saving the Best for Last” A “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
“I don’t really want perfection. Then I won’t disappoint.”
20. “Performing Music and Riding Motorcycles” A Mimi Lenox “Big Challenge.” We won.
““I sometimes perform music and ride my motorcycle for fun” Boy I imagine that draws a crowd. Hey everyone here comes the yodeling biker again!”
21. “Bud’s Laws: Law 52”
The customer who pays the least complains the most.
22. “The One I Drink on Thanksgiving”
Customer: I am looking for that wine.
Bud: Which wine?
Customer: The one I drink on Thanksgiving.
23. “So Where Are You Spending Thanksgiving?”
“My daughter and her husband go to a different relative they hate each and every year. They bring the kids. Then they poison the folks and steal anything that isn’t tied down.”
24. “Welcome Back” Cat Stevens returns as Yusuf.
“He is also talking about a tour. Trust me, if it comes to the northeast, I will be there.”
25. Tryptophan Highs, Baby A Saturday 8 meme.
“did you take a “turkey nap” on thursday? No. I did take a two-hour nap, but it was alcohol induced. You are denial blaming the poor turkey.”
26. “If You Must Have Babies…” A “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
My smile lights up the room. It is a shame that your personality then clears the room.
27. “Looking for the Other Half” A Mimi Lenox “Big Challenge”. We lost.
“I love to watch a good movie while cudding on the couch.” Then it is lucky that I am a cow. Movie & cudding? It doesn’t get better than that.
28. “He Does Change the Sheets At Least” Pamela and Kid Rock split up.
“Now Tommy had one gorgeous giant genital package. Trust me it takes days just to see it all! After all that kielbasa, who just wants a cocktail frank?”
29. “Mimi’s Meme on Mimi’s Birthday”.
MIMI!!! Where is question 98!!??
30. NaBloPoMo: 30 Posts in 30 Days
Thanks so much for all your comments and support this month. Thank you for so many new friends in the Blogosphere. Thanks, Princess! And, thanks for stopping by. We will be here tomorrow!

NaBloPoMo: 30 Posts in 30 Days

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 30, 2006
Posted in: monthly recap. 11 Comments

It is here at last. November 30th. It is the last day of NaBloPoMo or as they say it in Hartford, “National Blog Posting Month.” All we needed to do was post an original blog every day for thirty days. We made it!!! It was a bit harder than I expected. The WTIT Tape Radio Blog has been posting daily for a long time now. However, we do occasional repeats and if we miss a day—who cares? I’ve stated often that doing a humor blog is a bit different then say, blogging about your pregnancy. (But I will concede actually having the baby is more difficult than say, writing a humor blog.) The important thing is that I used no repeats and did not miss a day of November. Probably my long time readers barely noticed the difference.

Let’s recap the month. Here is what motivated me writing the WTIT Blog:

NOVEMBER:
1. “The Last Time”. We had a meme left from our “Saturday 8” meme.
“when was the last time you bought something for someone else, and what was it? I bought a hooker for my cousin Vito, who was getting married. Unfortunately, I sent her a week late. It was not in good taste, I found out, to send a prostitute to somebody’s wedding night.”
2. “Waiting to Complain”. We lasted a whole day before complaining about NaBloPoMo!
“John Kerry has gotta shut up and go away. You lost. We voted for you. But now you are like that guy who shows up at the party and doesn’t know when to leave. “Dude, can you go so my wife and can get to bed?” He answers, “Do you have the fixings for deli sandwiches?” (True story).”

3. “You Say It’s Your Birthday” It was my birthday. We did a meme:
“what was your best birthday? why? The year my girlfriend brought home a beautiful girlfriend to help us celebrate. what was your worst birthday? why? The next year when she announced that was leaving me for her beautiful girlfriend.”
4. “When Laura Became Lola” A Saturday for the Saturday 8 meme.
“The world might end without a decent post on this blog. Oh, wait. If that were true we already would all be dead.”
5. “Top 10 Reasons United Artists Hired Tom Cruise”
“Mel Gibson was in rehab.”
6. “Which Paris Hilton factoid Surprises You (Most)?
“Her parents didn’t mind the X Rated video because it “launched” her. (Now if we figure how to crash that rocket, we will have something.)”
7. “Dona Nobis Pacem” Mimi Lenox’s INCREDIBLE Peace Globe Day.
“I have never met Mimi…through her writing and passion I feel both a kindred spirit and respect for her. I wrote her recently that this may be the most important thing that she, and through her we, ever did.”
8. “The Next Day”
“Britney Spears is getting divorced. I should have seen THAT coming.”
9. “What is WTIT and Why Do You Do This” Bazza asked. We answered.
“Click on “Listen to WTIT Comedy”. Although, to be honest, I wouldn’t recommend you do that. We are not all that good.”
10. “Bud’s Law: Law 19”
Always borrow from pessimists. They will never expect it back.
11. “Hodgepodge” A Saturday 8 meme.
“do you have any leftover hallowe’en candy in your abode right now? Why, are you hungry?”
12. “With Apologies to Miss Lenox” Our first “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
“Click On Me …” And then beat me, whip me and make me feel cheap.
13. “Accidents Happen” Denise Richards tosses laptops.
“She hit both a 90 and an 81 year-old woman. The ladies did not press charges. That was only because they both died.”
14. “Top 10 Reasons I Posted Late Today”
“I did not find any Smirnoff until 6:30.”
15. “I Fought the Bug and the Bug Won”.
“This is one the few bad times to live alone. I can’t ask: “Honey can you go the store for me?”
16. “You Have the Right to Remain Silent”
“Cop: “Did you steal the intellectual property of one said Gale Martin to write your blog today?”Bud: “Sure. But I credited her.”Cop: “If you robbed a bank, would you think an IOU would help?”Bud: “Not exactly…”
17. “Pushing the Envelope.”
“ He thought the whole thing involved with Debbie0415 was, his words, “Brilliant.” That is because he didn’t get this letter from her attorney. I received it today, certified mail.”
18. “Morbidity” A Saturday 8 meme.
“God am I glad I am not one of your kids. You want a tomb, perhaps something in a used pyramid. Trust me, the kids won’t be coming around to “chat” to a fucking wall.”
19. “Saving the Best for Last” A “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
“I don’t really want perfection. Then I won’t disappoint.”
20. “Performing Music and Riding Motorcycles” A Mimi Lenox “Big Challenge.” We won.
““I sometimes perform music and ride my motorcycle for fun” Boy I imagine that draws a crowd. Hey everyone here comes the yodeling biker again!”
21. “Bud’s Laws: Law 52”
The customer who pays the least complains the most.
22. “The One I Drink on Thanksgiving”
Customer: I am looking for that wine.
Bud: Which wine?
Customer: The one I drink on Thanksgiving.
23. “So Where Are You Spending Thanksgiving?”
“My daughter and her husband go to a different relative they hate each and every year. They bring the kids. Then they poison the folks and steal anything that isn’t tied down.”
24. “Welcome Back” Cat Stevens returns as Yusuf.
“He is also talking about a tour. Trust me, if it comes to the northeast, I will be there.”
25. Tryptophan Highs, Baby A Saturday 8 meme.
“did you take a “turkey nap” on thursday? No. I did take a two-hour nap, but it was alcohol induced. You are denial blaming the poor turkey.”
26. “If You Must Have Babies…” A “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
My smile lights up the room. It is a shame that your personality then clears the room.
27. “Looking for the Other Half” A Mimi Lenox “Big Challenge”. We lost.
“I love to watch a good movie while cudding on the couch.” Then it is lucky that I am a cow. Movie & cudding? It doesn’t get better than that.
28. “He Does Change the Sheets At Least” Pamela and Kid Rock split up.
“Now Tommy had one gorgeous giant genital package. Trust me it takes days just to see it all! After all that kielbasa, who just wants a cocktail frank?”
29. “Mimi’s Meme on Mimi’s Birthday”.
MIMI!!! Where is question 98!!??
30. NaBloPoMo: 30 Posts in 30 Days
Thanks so much for all your comments and support this month. Thank you for so many new friends in the Blogosphere. Thanks, Princess! And, thanks for stopping by. We will be here tomorrow!

NaBloPoMo: 30 Posts in 30 Days

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 30, 2006
Posted in: monthly recap. 12 Comments

It is here at last. November 30th. It is the last day of NaBloPoMo or as they say it in Hartford, “National Blog Posting Month.” All we needed to do was post an original blog every day for thirty days. We made it!!! It was a bit harder than I expected. The WTIT Tape Radio Blog has been posting daily for a long time now. However, we do occasional repeats and if we miss a day—who cares? I’ve stated often that doing a humor blog is a bit different then say, blogging about your pregnancy. (But I will concede actually having the baby is more difficult than say, writing a humor blog.) The important thing is that I used no repeats and did not miss a day of November. Probably my long time readers barely noticed the difference.

Let’s recap the month. Here is what motivated me writing the WTIT Blog:

NOVEMBER:
1. “The Last Time”. We had a meme left from our “Saturday 8” meme.
“when was the last time you bought something for someone else, and what was it? I bought a hooker for my cousin Vito, who was getting married. Unfortunately, I sent her a week late. It was not in good taste, I found out, to send a prostitute to somebody’s wedding night.”
2. “Waiting to Complain”. We lasted a whole day before complaining about NaBloPoMo!
“John Kerry has gotta shut up and go away. You lost. We voted for you. But now you are like that guy who shows up at the party and doesn’t know when to leave. “Dude, can you go so my wife and can get to bed?” He answers, “Do you have the fixings for deli sandwiches?” (True story).”

3. “You Say It’s Your Birthday” It was my birthday. We did a meme:
“what was your best birthday? why? The year my girlfriend brought home a beautiful girlfriend to help us celebrate. what was your worst birthday? why? The next year when she announced that was leaving me for her beautiful girlfriend.”
4. “When Laura Became Lola” A Saturday for the Saturday 8 meme.
“The world might end without a decent post on this blog. Oh, wait. If that were true we already would all be dead.”
5. “Top 10 Reasons United Artists Hired Tom Cruise”
“Mel Gibson was in rehab.”
6. “Which Paris Hilton factoid Surprises You (Most)?
“Her parents didn’t mind the X Rated video because it “launched” her. (Now if we figure how to crash that rocket, we will have something.)”
7. “Dona Nobis Pacem” Mimi Lenox’s INCREDIBLE Peace Globe Day.
“I have never met Mimi…through her writing and passion I feel both a kindred spirit and respect for her. I wrote her recently that this may be the most important thing that she, and through her we, ever did.”
8. “The Next Day”
“Britney Spears is getting divorced. I should have seen THAT coming.”
9. “What is WTIT and Why Do You Do This” Bazza asked. We answered.
“Click on “Listen to WTIT Comedy”. Although, to be honest, I wouldn’t recommend you do that. We are not all that good.”
10. “Bud’s Law: Law 19”
Always borrow from pessimists. They will never expect it back.
11. “Hodgepodge” A Saturday 8 meme.
“do you have any leftover hallowe’en candy in your abode right now? Why, are you hungry?”
12. “With Apologies to Miss Lenox” Our first “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
“Click On Me …” And then beat me, whip me and make me feel cheap.
13. “Accidents Happen” Denise Richards tosses laptops.
“She hit both a 90 and an 81 year-old woman. The ladies did not press charges. That was only because they both died.”
14. “Top 10 Reasons I Posted Late Today”
“I did not find any Smirnoff until 6:30.”
15. “I Fought the Bug and the Bug Won”.
“This is one the few bad times to live alone. I can’t ask: “Honey can you go the store for me?”
16. “You Have the Right to Remain Silent”
“Cop: “Did you steal the intellectual property of one said Gale Martin to write your blog today?”Bud: “Sure. But I credited her.”Cop: “If you robbed a bank, would you think an IOU would help?”Bud: “Not exactly…”
17. “Pushing the Envelope.”
“ He thought the whole thing involved with Debbie0415 was, his words, “Brilliant.” That is because he didn’t get this letter from her attorney. I received it today, certified mail.”
18. “Morbidity” A Saturday 8 meme.
“God am I glad I am not one of your kids. You want a tomb, perhaps something in a used pyramid. Trust me, the kids won’t be coming around to “chat” to a fucking wall.”
19. “Saving the Best for Last” A “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
“I don’t really want perfection. Then I won’t disappoint.”
20. “Performing Music and Riding Motorcycles” A Mimi Lenox “Big Challenge.” We won.
““I sometimes perform music and ride my motorcycle for fun” Boy I imagine that draws a crowd. Hey everyone here comes the yodeling biker again!”
21. “Bud’s Laws: Law 52”
The customer who pays the least complains the most.
22. “The One I Drink on Thanksgiving”
Customer: I am looking for that wine.
Bud: Which wine?
Customer: The one I drink on Thanksgiving.
23. “So Where Are You Spending Thanksgiving?”
“My daughter and her husband go to a different relative they hate each and every year. They bring the kids. Then they poison the folks and steal anything that isn’t tied down.”
24. “Welcome Back” Cat Stevens returns as Yusuf.
“He is also talking about a tour. Trust me, if it comes to the northeast, I will be there.”
25. Tryptophan Highs, Baby A Saturday 8 meme.
“did you take a “turkey nap” on thursday? No. I did take a two-hour nap, but it was alcohol induced. You are denial blaming the poor turkey.”
26. “If You Must Have Babies…” A “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
My smile lights up the room. It is a shame that your personality then clears the room.
27. “Looking for the Other Half” A Mimi Lenox “Big Challenge”. We lost.
“I love to watch a good movie while cudding on the couch.” Then it is lucky that I am a cow. Movie & cudding? It doesn’t get better than that.
28. “He Does Change the Sheets At Least” Pamela and Kid Rock split up.
“Now Tommy had one gorgeous giant genital package. Trust me it takes days just to see it all! After all that kielbasa, who just wants a cocktail frank?”
29. “Mimi’s Meme on Mimi’s Birthday”.
MIMI!!! Where is question 98!!??
30. NaBloPoMo: 30 Posts in 30 Days
Thanks so much for all your comments and support this month. Thank you for so many new friends in the Blogosphere. Thanks, Princess! And, thanks for stopping by. We will be here tomorrow!

Mimi’s Meme on Mimi’s Birthday

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 29, 2006
Posted in: meme. 5 Comments

I got tagged again. If it were not Mimi’s birthday I probably would not have done this meme. It wore me out. She claims that it’s “an interesting twist on the age-old meme. It’s a ready made list of things you just copy into your post. Highlight/bold those things you’ve actually done.” It is very weird, but I think a perfect way to continue NaBloPoMo. Here goes very little!

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink. What the hell was I thinking?
02. Swam with wild dolphins No, but I did watch “Flipper” back in the day.
03. Climbed a mountain. No, but I did sing, “Climb Every Mountain” once.
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive. No, but “test drives” usually end badly for me in slow cars.
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid. Not even a Not-So-Great Pyramid.
06. Held a tarantula. No. I leave that shit for the Steve Irwins of the world.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone. Yes, but she did it just to steal my wallet.
08. Said “I love you” and meant it. Only on the honeymoons.
09. Hugged a tree. No, nor have I ever had sex with that pine tree.
10. Bungee jumped. No. Maybe for New Years.
11. Visited Paris. No but, we’ll always have Paris. It’s on the “Casablanca” DVD.
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea. No. But anytime I see lightning I go looking for a ship.
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise. With or without drugs?
14. Seen the Northern Lights. Way too cold.
15. Gone to a huge sports game. Yes. Many. Yanks, Pats & UConn.
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa. No. I did not have the right slant on it.
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables. Like I’d eat anything I’ve grown.
18. Touched an iceberg. No. Got to second base with a snow woman once.
19. Slept under the stars. Passed out is closer to the truth.
20. Changed a baby’s diaper. Yes. What glorious memories.
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon. Why?
22. Watched a meteor shower. No. Saw one bathe once.
23. Gotten drunk on champagne. Every other Tuesday.
24. Given more than you can afford to charity. But less than they asked for.
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope. Yes, but then I saw a flying saucer. So I stopped.
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment. Giggling fits while she takes off her clothes can strain the moment.
27. Had a food fight. No. I did watch “Animal House”. Great film.
28. Bet on a winning horse. Yes. It was an accident.
29. Asked out a stranger. Duh. Aren’t they all at first?
30. Had a snowball fight. It was this or climb a mountain. I really thought that one out.
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can. Only at my divorces.
32. Held a lamb. I did not have sex with that lamb, either.
33. Seen a total eclipse of the moon. Wow. No.
34. Ridden a roller coaster. Hated every minute. But I never said “no” to my kids.
35. Hit a home run. That first date with Betsy.
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking. I dance very well. I couldn’t do the “fool thing” if even money was involved.
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day. I developed a whole language once.
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment. Yes. Oops, just lost it.

39. Had two hard drives for your computer. I have 4.
40. Visited all 50 states Why?
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk. Besides me? Yes.
42. Had amazing friends. And dim-witted ones too.
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country. I will fly to Iceland and try it.
44. Watched wild whales. No Shamu, huh?
45.Stolen a sign. UConn 1999 Champs. From a restaurant.
46. Backpacked in Europe. Why?
47. Taken a road-trip. But I never remember them.
48. Gone rock climbing. More like pebble climbing. Skipping stones & such.
49. Midnight walk on the beach. Yes, but there was a drowning involved.
50. Gone sky diving. Gee, not that stupid.
51. Visited Ireland. They sell beer and potatoes here.
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love. Usually.
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them. No, but I have slept with them. After she was finished. Oh, but not at the table.
54. Visited Japan. Had a transistor radio once.
55. Milked a cow. One tried to milk me.
56. Alphabetized your CDs. Only constantly.
57. Pretended to be a superhero. I was 6.
58. Sung karaoke. Shockenly, I was drunk.
59. Lounged around in bed all day. I was sick or with great company.
60. Played touch football. Yes.
61. Gone scuba diving. No.
62. Kissed in the rain. Yes.
63. Played in the mud. No.
64. Played in the rain. Great sex.
65. Gone to a drive-in theater. 13th row.
66. Visited the Great Wall of China. Do I look like Nixon?
67. Started a business. Yes.
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken. Yes.
69. Toured ancient sites. Like the churches I got married in? Nah. Left them alone.
70. Taken a martial arts class. No.
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight. No.
72. Gotten married. Lots.
73. Been in a movie. X Rated count?
74. Crashed a party. It is an art!
75. Gotten divorced. Lots.
76. Gone without food for 5 days. Why?
77. Made cookies from scratch. I thought they were made with dough.
78. Won first prize in a costume contest. 6th grade. I still get shivers.
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice. What’s with Europe?
80. Gotten a tattoo. Put art on my body that I wouldn’t hang on a wall? No.
81. Rafted the Snake River. No. Nor the Mouse River.
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”. Many times. Scary, huh?
83. Got flowers for no reason. Yes. She made a big mistake.
84. Performed on stage. Yes.
85. Been to Las Vegas. To Lost Wages? Yes.
86. Recorded music. Ya think?
87. Eaten shark. Yes. Better that visa-versa.
88. Kissed on the first date. This is a joke right? You are suppose to sleep together on the first date. That’s so you know whether to have a second date.
89. Gone to Thailand. No, I get my Thai sticks locally.
90. Bought a house. Yes.
91. Been in a combat zone. During those pesky separations and divorces.
92. Buried one/both of your parents. Since they are alive, I haven’t considered it. Often.
93. Been on a cruise ship. Yes. A thrill.
94. Spoken more than one language fluently. One seems to do it.
95. Performed in Rocky Horror. Why?
96. Raised children. Lots.
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour. No. But they haven’t followed me either.
MIMI!!! Where is question 98!!??
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country. Erotic, yes. Exotic, no.
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over. No. It could be worse.
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge. Driving it was fine.
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking. Only always.
103. Had plastic surgery. Not yet.
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived. A surgeon’s accident, yes.
105. Wrote articles for a large publication. Read my blog. Who would want me to do that?
106. Lost over 100 pounds. No, but did you find any? That’s worth about 200 American, right?
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback. Huh? Like that was real.
108. Piloted an airplane. I barely drive.
109. Touched a stingray. Not smart.
110. Broken someone’s heart. Not today, but yes.
111. Helped an animal give birth. Yuk.
112. Won money on a T.V. game show. Be real.
113. Broken a bone. Yep. Played sports.
114. Gone on an African photo safari. No when I went on Safari I left my camera home.
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears. No.
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol. Once. Never again. I hate it when guests die at your parties.
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild. Only the poisonous ones.
118. Ridden a horse. Yes.
119. Had major surgery. 7 times.
120. Had a snake as a pet. Yuk.
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Saw a picture however.
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours. Yes.
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states. No.
124. Visited all 7 continents. Still no.
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days. I wouldn’t last two hours!
126. Eaten kangaroo meat. Really yuk.
127. Eaten sushi. Of course.
128. Had your picture in the newspaper. Lots.
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about. Usually to get sex.
130. Gone back to school. Once was more than enough.
131. Parasailed. Why?
132. Touched a cockroach. Not on purpose.
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes. Great movie. No to eats.
134. Read The Iliad – and the Odyssey. Just the Classic Comics Version.
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read. I missed them all.
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating. Yuk again.
137. Skipped all your school reunions. Most.
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language. It involved the middle digit.
139. Been elected to public office. No. I am not part of the problem.
140. Written your own computer language. No, I’ll get right on that.
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream. Yes.
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care. No.
143. Built your own PC from parts. From an erector set?
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you. No.
145. Had a booth at a street fair. No.
146. Dyed your hair. No.
147. Been a DJ. Almost forever.
148. Shaved your head. Not yet.
149. Caused a car accident Of course. It was their fault.
150. Saved someone’s life. A cat once.

Lets do an “optional” tag thang. If you can handle this consider yourself tagged.

Have a great Wednesday Night! Thanks for stopping by!!

Mimi’s Meme on Mimi’s Birthday

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 29, 2006
Posted in: meme. 5 Comments

I got tagged again. If it were not Mimi’s birthday I probably would not have done this meme. It wore me out. She claims that it’s “an interesting twist on the age-old meme. It’s a ready made list of things you just copy into your post. Highlight/bold those things you’ve actually done.” It is very weird, but I think a perfect way to continue NaBloPoMo. Here goes very little!

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink. What the hell was I thinking?
02. Swam with wild dolphins No, but I did watch “Flipper” back in the day.
03. Climbed a mountain. No, but I did sing, “Climb Every Mountain” once.
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive. No, but “test drives” usually end badly for me in slow cars.
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid. Not even a Not-So-Great Pyramid.
06. Held a tarantula. No. I leave that shit for the Steve Irwins of the world.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone. Yes, but she did it just to steal my wallet.
08. Said “I love you” and meant it. Only on the honeymoons.
09. Hugged a tree. No, nor have I ever had sex with that pine tree.
10. Bungee jumped. No. Maybe for New Years.
11. Visited Paris. No but, we’ll always have Paris. It’s on the “Casablanca” DVD.
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea. No. But anytime I see lightning I go looking for a ship.
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise. With or without drugs?
14. Seen the Northern Lights. Way too cold.
15. Gone to a huge sports game. Yes. Many. Yanks, Pats & UConn.
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa. No. I did not have the right slant on it.
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables. Like I’d eat anything I’ve grown.
18. Touched an iceberg. No. Got to second base with a snow woman once.
19. Slept under the stars. Passed out is closer to the truth.
20. Changed a baby’s diaper. Yes. What glorious memories.
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon. Why?
22. Watched a meteor shower. No. Saw one bathe once.
23. Gotten drunk on champagne. Every other Tuesday.
24. Given more than you can afford to charity. But less than they asked for.
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope. Yes, but then I saw a flying saucer. So I stopped.
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment. Giggling fits while she takes off her clothes can strain the moment.
27. Had a food fight. No. I did watch “Animal House”. Great film.
28. Bet on a winning horse. Yes. It was an accident.
29. Asked out a stranger. Duh. Aren’t they all at first?
30. Had a snowball fight. It was this or climb a mountain. I really thought that one out.
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can. Only at my divorces.
32. Held a lamb. I did not have sex with that lamb, either.
33. Seen a total eclipse of the moon. Wow. No.
34. Ridden a roller coaster. Hated every minute. But I never said “no” to my kids.
35. Hit a home run. That first date with Betsy.
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking. I dance very well. I couldn’t do the “fool thing” if even money was involved.
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day. I developed a whole language once.
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment. Yes. Oops, just lost it.

39. Had two hard drives for your computer. I have 4.
40. Visited all 50 states Why?
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk. Besides me? Yes.
42. Had amazing friends. And dim-witted ones too.
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country. I will fly to Iceland and try it.
44. Watched wild whales. No Shamu, huh?
45.Stolen a sign. UConn 1999 Champs. From a restaurant.
46. Backpacked in Europe. Why?
47. Taken a road-trip. But I never remember them.
48. Gone rock climbing. More like pebble climbing. Skipping stones & such.
49. Midnight walk on the beach. Yes, but there was a drowning involved.
50. Gone sky diving. Gee, not that stupid.
51. Visited Ireland. They sell beer and potatoes here.
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love. Usually.
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them. No, but I have slept with them. After she was finished. Oh, but not at the table.
54. Visited Japan. Had a transistor radio once.
55. Milked a cow. One tried to milk me.
56. Alphabetized your CDs. Only constantly.
57. Pretended to be a superhero. I was 6.
58. Sung karaoke. Shockenly, I was drunk.
59. Lounged around in bed all day. I was sick or with great company.
60. Played touch football. Yes.
61. Gone scuba diving. No.
62. Kissed in the rain. Yes.
63. Played in the mud. No.
64. Played in the rain. Great sex.
65. Gone to a drive-in theater. 13th row.
66. Visited the Great Wall of China. Do I look like Nixon?
67. Started a business. Yes.
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken. Yes.
69. Toured ancient sites. Like the churches I got married in? Nah. Left them alone.
70. Taken a martial arts class. No.
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight. No.
72. Gotten married. Lots.
73. Been in a movie. X Rated count?
74. Crashed a party. It is an art!
75. Gotten divorced. Lots.
76. Gone without food for 5 days. Why?
77. Made cookies from scratch. I thought they were made with dough.
78. Won first prize in a costume contest. 6th grade. I still get shivers.
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice. What’s with Europe?
80. Gotten a tattoo. Put art on my body that I wouldn’t hang on a wall? No.
81. Rafted the Snake River. No. Nor the Mouse River.
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”. Many times. Scary, huh?
83. Got flowers for no reason. Yes. She made a big mistake.
84. Performed on stage. Yes.
85. Been to Las Vegas. To Lost Wages? Yes.
86. Recorded music. Ya think?
87. Eaten shark. Yes. Better that visa-versa.
88. Kissed on the first date. This is a joke right? You are suppose to sleep together on the first date. That’s so you know whether to have a second date.
89. Gone to Thailand. No, I get my Thai sticks locally.
90. Bought a house. Yes.
91. Been in a combat zone. During those pesky separations and divorces.
92. Buried one/both of your parents. Since they are alive, I haven’t considered it. Often.
93. Been on a cruise ship. Yes. A thrill.
94. Spoken more than one language fluently. One seems to do it.
95. Performed in Rocky Horror. Why?
96. Raised children. Lots.
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour. No. But they haven’t followed me either.
MIMI!!! Where is question 98!!??
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country. Erotic, yes. Exotic, no.
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over. No. It could be worse.
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge. Driving it was fine.
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking. Only always.
103. Had plastic surgery. Not yet.
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived. A surgeon’s accident, yes.
105. Wrote articles for a large publication. Read my blog. Who would want me to do that?
106. Lost over 100 pounds. No, but did you find any? That’s worth about 200 American, right?
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback. Huh? Like that was real.
108. Piloted an airplane. I barely drive.
109. Touched a stingray. Not smart.
110. Broken someone’s heart. Not today, but yes.
111. Helped an animal give birth. Yuk.
112. Won money on a T.V. game show. Be real.
113. Broken a bone. Yep. Played sports.
114. Gone on an African photo safari. No when I went on Safari I left my camera home.
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears. No.
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol. Once. Never again. I hate it when guests die at your parties.
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild. Only the poisonous ones.
118. Ridden a horse. Yes.
119. Had major surgery. 7 times.
120. Had a snake as a pet. Yuk.
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Saw a picture however.
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours. Yes.
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states. No.
124. Visited all 7 continents. Still no.
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days. I wouldn’t last two hours!
126. Eaten kangaroo meat. Really yuk.
127. Eaten sushi. Of course.
128. Had your picture in the newspaper. Lots.
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about. Usually to get sex.
130. Gone back to school. Once was more than enough.
131. Parasailed. Why?
132. Touched a cockroach. Not on purpose.
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes. Great movie. No to eats.
134. Read The Iliad – and the Odyssey. Just the Classic Comics Version.
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read. I missed them all.
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating. Yuk again.
137. Skipped all your school reunions. Most.
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language. It involved the middle digit.
139. Been elected to public office. No. I am not part of the problem.
140. Written your own computer language. No, I’ll get right on that.
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream. Yes.
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care. No.
143. Built your own PC from parts. From an erector set?
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you. No.
145. Had a booth at a street fair. No.
146. Dyed your hair. No.
147. Been a DJ. Almost forever.
148. Shaved your head. Not yet.
149. Caused a car accident Of course. It was their fault.
150. Saved someone’s life. A cat once.

Lets do an “optional” tag thang. If you can handle this consider yourself tagged.

Have a great Wednesday Night! Thanks for stopping by!!

Mimi’s Meme on Mimi’s Birthday

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 29, 2006
Posted in: meme. 5 Comments

I got tagged again. If it were not Mimi’s birthday I probably would not have done this meme. It wore me out. She claims that it’s “an interesting twist on the age-old meme. It’s a ready made list of things you just copy into your post. Highlight/bold those things you’ve actually done.” It is very weird, but I think a perfect way to continue NaBloPoMo. Here goes very little!

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink. What the hell was I thinking?
02. Swam with wild dolphins No, but I did watch “Flipper” back in the day.
03. Climbed a mountain. No, but I did sing, “Climb Every Mountain” once.
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive. No, but “test drives” usually end badly for me in slow cars.
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid. Not even a Not-So-Great Pyramid.
06. Held a tarantula. No. I leave that shit for the Steve Irwins of the world.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone. Yes, but she did it just to steal my wallet.
08. Said “I love you” and meant it. Only on the honeymoons.
09. Hugged a tree. No, nor have I ever had sex with that pine tree.
10. Bungee jumped. No. Maybe for New Years.
11. Visited Paris. No but, we’ll always have Paris. It’s on the “Casablanca” DVD.
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea. No. But anytime I see lightning I go looking for a ship.
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise. With or without drugs?
14. Seen the Northern Lights. Way too cold.
15. Gone to a huge sports game. Yes. Many. Yanks, Pats & UConn.
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa. No. I did not have the right slant on it.
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables. Like I’d eat anything I’ve grown.
18. Touched an iceberg. No. Got to second base with a snow woman once.
19. Slept under the stars. Passed out is closer to the truth.
20. Changed a baby’s diaper. Yes. What glorious memories.
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon. Why?
22. Watched a meteor shower. No. Saw one bathe once.
23. Gotten drunk on champagne. Every other Tuesday.
24. Given more than you can afford to charity. But less than they asked for.
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope. Yes, but then I saw a flying saucer. So I stopped.
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment. Giggling fits while she takes off her clothes can strain the moment.
27. Had a food fight. No. I did watch “Animal House”. Great film.
28. Bet on a winning horse. Yes. It was an accident.
29. Asked out a stranger. Duh. Aren’t they all at first?
30. Had a snowball fight. It was this or climb a mountain. I really thought that one out.
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can. Only at my divorces.
32. Held a lamb. I did not have sex with that lamb, either.
33. Seen a total eclipse of the moon. Wow. No.
34. Ridden a roller coaster. Hated every minute. But I never said “no” to my kids.
35. Hit a home run. That first date with Betsy.
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking. I dance very well. I couldn’t do the “fool thing” if even money was involved.
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day. I developed a whole language once.
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment. Yes. Oops, just lost it.

39. Had two hard drives for your computer. I have 4.
40. Visited all 50 states Why?
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk. Besides me? Yes.
42. Had amazing friends. And dim-witted ones too.
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country. I will fly to Iceland and try it.
44. Watched wild whales. No Shamu, huh?
45.Stolen a sign. UConn 1999 Champs. From a restaurant.
46. Backpacked in Europe. Why?
47. Taken a road-trip. But I never remember them.
48. Gone rock climbing. More like pebble climbing. Skipping stones & such.
49. Midnight walk on the beach. Yes, but there was a drowning involved.
50. Gone sky diving. Gee, not that stupid.
51. Visited Ireland. They sell beer and potatoes here.
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love. Usually.
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them. No, but I have slept with them. After she was finished. Oh, but not at the table.
54. Visited Japan. Had a transistor radio once.
55. Milked a cow. One tried to milk me.
56. Alphabetized your CDs. Only constantly.
57. Pretended to be a superhero. I was 6.
58. Sung karaoke. Shockenly, I was drunk.
59. Lounged around in bed all day. I was sick or with great company.
60. Played touch football. Yes.
61. Gone scuba diving. No.
62. Kissed in the rain. Yes.
63. Played in the mud. No.
64. Played in the rain. Great sex.
65. Gone to a drive-in theater. 13th row.
66. Visited the Great Wall of China. Do I look like Nixon?
67. Started a business. Yes.
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken. Yes.
69. Toured ancient sites. Like the churches I got married in? Nah. Left them alone.
70. Taken a martial arts class. No.
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight. No.
72. Gotten married. Lots.
73. Been in a movie. X Rated count?
74. Crashed a party. It is an art!
75. Gotten divorced. Lots.
76. Gone without food for 5 days. Why?
77. Made cookies from scratch. I thought they were made with dough.
78. Won first prize in a costume contest. 6th grade. I still get shivers.
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice. What’s with Europe?
80. Gotten a tattoo. Put art on my body that I wouldn’t hang on a wall? No.
81. Rafted the Snake River. No. Nor the Mouse River.
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”. Many times. Scary, huh?
83. Got flowers for no reason. Yes. She made a big mistake.
84. Performed on stage. Yes.
85. Been to Las Vegas. To Lost Wages? Yes.
86. Recorded music. Ya think?
87. Eaten shark. Yes. Better that visa-versa.
88. Kissed on the first date. This is a joke right? You are suppose to sleep together on the first date. That’s so you know whether to have a second date.
89. Gone to Thailand. No, I get my Thai sticks locally.
90. Bought a house. Yes.
91. Been in a combat zone. During those pesky separations and divorces.
92. Buried one/both of your parents. Since they are alive, I haven’t considered it. Often.
93. Been on a cruise ship. Yes. A thrill.
94. Spoken more than one language fluently. One seems to do it.
95. Performed in Rocky Horror. Why?
96. Raised children. Lots.
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour. No. But they haven’t followed me either.
MIMI!!! Where is question 98!!??
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country. Erotic, yes. Exotic, no.
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over. No. It could be worse.
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge. Driving it was fine.
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking. Only always.
103. Had plastic surgery. Not yet.
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived. A surgeon’s accident, yes.
105. Wrote articles for a large publication. Read my blog. Who would want me to do that?
106. Lost over 100 pounds. No, but did you find any? That’s worth about 200 American, right?
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback. Huh? Like that was real.
108. Piloted an airplane. I barely drive.
109. Touched a stingray. Not smart.
110. Broken someone’s heart. Not today, but yes.
111. Helped an animal give birth. Yuk.
112. Won money on a T.V. game show. Be real.
113. Broken a bone. Yep. Played sports.
114. Gone on an African photo safari. No when I went on Safari I left my camera home.
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears. No.
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol. Once. Never again. I hate it when guests die at your parties.
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild. Only the poisonous ones.
118. Ridden a horse. Yes.
119. Had major surgery. 7 times.
120. Had a snake as a pet. Yuk.
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Saw a picture however.
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours. Yes.
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states. No.
124. Visited all 7 continents. Still no.
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days. I wouldn’t last two hours!
126. Eaten kangaroo meat. Really yuk.
127. Eaten sushi. Of course.
128. Had your picture in the newspaper. Lots.
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about. Usually to get sex.
130. Gone back to school. Once was more than enough.
131. Parasailed. Why?
132. Touched a cockroach. Not on purpose.
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes. Great movie. No to eats.
134. Read The Iliad – and the Odyssey. Just the Classic Comics Version.
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read. I missed them all.
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating. Yuk again.
137. Skipped all your school reunions. Most.
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language. It involved the middle digit.
139. Been elected to public office. No. I am not part of the problem.
140. Written your own computer language. No, I’ll get right on that.
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream. Yes.
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care. No.
143. Built your own PC from parts. From an erector set?
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you. No.
145. Had a booth at a street fair. No.
146. Dyed your hair. No.
147. Been a DJ. Almost forever.
148. Shaved your head. Not yet.
149. Caused a car accident Of course. It was their fault.
150. Saved someone’s life. A cat once.

Lets do an “optional” tag thang. If you can handle this consider yourself tagged.

Have a great Wednesday Night! Thanks for stopping by!!

He Does Change the Sheets At Least

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 28, 2006
Posted in: celebrity gossip. 8 Comments

Pamela Anderson and husband Kid Rock have been divorced for a while now after just four months of marriage. Even though the couple has had an on and off relationship for six years, a third of a year of marriage apparently was much too long. The two seem to tell totally different stories about the break-up. It would seem to this reporter that even Heather Mills and Paul McCartney agree on more than these two. For the first time Kid Rock has broken his silence about the end of the relationship, the divorce and just shit in general,

Kid Rock whose musical contributions must be well known to somebody, perhaps it would take, say, his Mom’s love to actually have a discography list. Kid’s initial statement was both sentimental and rather deep, “We were two young kids deeply in love. But we were still too young. Let’s face it. I am only 35. I have plenty of time to grow up and find somebody with whom to share my life. This time I will wait at least until I am 36 or 37. I do have “wild oats” to vent. Now one might think that it is easy to get girls being a rock star of my status. Well, one would be correct. I still don’t really get why Pamela was not more understanding. The reason I brought all those hot babes home was so that we’d have no secrets.”

Meanwhile Pamela has been an extremely well known and versatile actress since she played C. J. Parker on “Baywatch”. Who could forget that first interview when Pamela was asked why her character just had initials and Pamela responded, “I had trouble remembering her name. It was Carol or Cheryl or Sherry. You see what I mean?” As to what broke up her marriage, Ms. Anderson has a different take than Kid Rock. “I really didn’t mind that ‘hot babe’ thing he did at all. I mean he ALWAYS changed the sheets afterwards. It had all to do with that he pretty much sucked in bed. You might have seen that video of Tommy Lee (of Motley Crue fame)and myself. Now Tommy had one gorgeous giant genital package. Trust me it takes days just to see it all! After all that kielbasa, who just wants a cocktail frank?”

Pamela said she would not file for child support, unlike what has previously been reported. Her lawyer explained that she was ineligible. She had no idea why. Attorney Harry Knukkels told her, “You actually have to have a child to get child support.” Pamela argued, “I do have two children!” “Yes, and try to stay with me here, but their father is your former husband, Tommy Lee.” “It doesn’t seem fair or make sense to me.” Pamela asserted. Attorney Knukkels said, “I don’t agree with the former nor am I surprised by the latter.” Pamela Anderson retorted, “Says you.”

(Editor’s note: From what we have been able to verify, Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson have are still divorced. The rest of this is just total crap from the demented author of the WTIT Tape Radio Blog. Sorry for any confusion. And for that matter the entire WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog site. Try Brian mailto:Brianilliams@nightly.msnbc.com. He actually tries to accurately report the news.)

Hey, tomorrow is “Hump Day”! We’ll be half way there! The WTIT Tape Radio will return at some time with something or other. Out Dating Profiles feature should be next. Right her on this very blog. Join us then. We will be looking for you right back here. Oops, that is Brian Williams’ sign off. He gets pissed whe we rip him off. Let’s try: Be here.
Same time. Same blog.