Mimi Lennox, author of Profile of the Day writes us:
I hereby crown you King of the Comeback Challenge. I think that would make you the Comeback Kid? Not likely since you’ve admitted to being 249 years old. I humbly defer to your infinite humorous wisdom – as is evident in these hilarious comebacks! You took the challenge seriously. Thank you. I enjoyed reading and so did my audience. Note: I get my ad fodder from various places, written and otherwise. Match.com actually has some decent profiles but of course, I am totally allergic to online dating!
First, I would like to say thank you to Mimi. I wrote Mimi that usually we only win awards that we make up. Among them:
“Blog Least Likely to Succeed” March 2006
“Blog Least Likely to Be Read” Festember 2006 (if we can make up the award we can make up the month)
“Blog Most Likely to Self Implode” April 2006
“Blog Most Likely to Be Shut Down” October 2006
We did actually get picked as “Featured Blog of the Week” on BlogDumps. At the time we were interviewed by a very famous news personality. Click here to read it. We thought we’d call and see if he’d like another interview.
News: Hello Newsroom.
Bud: Can I talk to the big guy?
News: Who shall I say is calling?
Bud: Bud Weiser from WTIT.
News: Hold on.
News: Bud?
Bud: Yes?
News: He said if you ever call him again he will get a restraining order.
Bud: So today’s not good. How about tomorrow?
News: click!
He such a big kidder. I am sure he’ll call back!
It is a sad day in the world of blogs when a wretched moron like you writes a blog. Awards? They should break your fingers.
Well, thanks for stating your point. That said, please go bother somebody else.
You gonna make me?
I am suddenly back in 6th grade. No, I will not make you. But you have to have more important targets on Al Gore’s internet?