Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

If I see you for the first time and i don’t feel you, I definitly will not be feeling you later. Great. Nothing like a little grope to start things off.

I’m the type of person that focuses more on what other people need than what i want to do, so I’ll try pretty much anything. Where did i put that duct tape?

I don’t consider myself good, but i try anyway. I’m running out of things to say. You lie. After admitting that you are a slug, not much more is necessary.

I do have one child, my son, who is on the way. On the way to where?

I am so not prepared for this right now. So, we agree on something.

After singing Opera for years I have decided to become a nurse practitioner. I’d be lying if I said I understood this statement. But good luck with that.

I am a very lovable person who just seems to always find the wrong man. Wow! Here’s your chance to meet yet another wrong man.

Having grown up with firefighters, so I of course, love the classic Yahtzee. No fire fighting, but just a roll of the dice. But thank you. In a week where nobody made ANY sense, you made the least!

I’m “one of the girls” with a major manly side. Kind of like a reversed metrosexual! You have watched WAY too much of “Sex in the City”.

Want to hike the Inca trail to Machu Picchu? Or we can just watch it on TV. Since I haven’t a clue about Inca trails, let’s try the TV.

You don’t have to have a whole lot of educated to be smart! In your case it might help.

I prefer cartoons over reality shows. I prefer people who like to watch ANYTHING else but your two choices.

Does Prince Charming still exist?? No. Deal with it. Or write Santa. He exists.

That is is for this Friday and we are upon our weekeed. And NaBloPoMo has but today! Whoopie!!!! We did it! 2 years in a row. 30 posts in 30 days. We’ll need a month to recover. Parts of today’s post origrnally appeared on December 31, 2006. We will be back with Saturday 8 and Lola tomorrow. Enjoy your last day of November. See you then.

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